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Offline Illuminati

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Law Enforcement agency.
« on: August 19, 2006, 05:02:44 PM »
This my idea, not the most cleverest but still works and funny:

First try to get as much info on your victim as possible, when your set, call your victim under the pretext of being an you officer or some dective with the local law enforement agency in your area. Tell them that a local family member died, make up how they died, go nutz and be creative.

"Excuse me, is this Mr. Smith?"
"Yes it is, who is this?"
"This is dective Robert with ??PD, I'm sorry to disturb you but your daughters body was recently found nude in front of a porno shop. Apperently someone stuff 15 dildos in every crevce in her body and her body seems to have been covered in a white substance we believe to be semen. We believe this to be a orno film gone bad. Sorry that I had to tell you this"
"But she's only 14...*sobs*."
"Good day sir".

Or whatever you can think of. If you decicde to do this or something along the lines, please give me some credit or shoutout to "Illuminati". Thats all I ask unlike some jerks who will go mad over credit. Anyhow, good luck.

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Re: Law Enforcement agency.
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2006, 05:32:49 PM »
I kind of have a conscience about some things.  I don't think I could pull off that particular prank.

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Re: Law Enforcement agency.
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2006, 11:17:21 PM »
I kind of have a conscience about some things.  I don't think I could pull off that particular prank.

i guess that's what happens when you have kids of your own, OLD MAN.

but seriously, that's a fucked up prank to try and pull.


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Re: Law Enforcement agency.
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2006, 08:00:16 AM »
i guess that's what happens when you have kids of your own, OLD MAN.

but seriously, that's a fucked up prank to try and pull.

Nah, it's not because I have kids.  I've just never been that mean.

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Re: Law Enforcement agency.
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2006, 02:27:17 PM »
i guess that's what happens when you have kids of your own, OLD MAN.

but seriously, that's a fucked up prank to try and pull.

Nah, it's not because I have kids.  I've just never been that mean.

I don't care, you're still an old man.


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Re: Law Enforcement agency.
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2006, 02:47:36 PM »
Shut up or I'll hit you with my bald spot.

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Re: Law Enforcement agency.
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2006, 04:15:27 PM »
Stop moving your head, I'm trying to see what I have stuck in my teeth.

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Re: Law Enforcement agency.
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2006, 04:43:08 PM »
wouldn't that be illegal? also...your a sick fuck to tell someone they're 14 yr old daughter is dead.
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Re: Law Enforcement agency.
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2006, 12:14:23 PM »
wouldn't that be illegal? also...your a sick fuck to tell someone they're 14 yr old daughter is dead.

i think it would be even better to tell them she was brutally raped in multiple spots first, then used as a door mat for atleast 2 days.

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Re: Law Enforcement agency.
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2006, 12:27:50 PM »
Or whatever you can think of. If you decicde to do this or something along the lines, please give me some credit or shoutout to "Illuminati". Thats all I ask unlike some jerks who will go mad over credit. Anyhow, good luck.

You ask for credit on things that take time and effort, as well as being original. When you deserve credit, you don't need to ask for it.
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Re: Law Enforcement agency.
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2006, 06:18:44 PM »
Well you don't have to say something brutal like someone getting killed or raped or anything horrible like that,  just something funny that will And yes, it is give a great reaction. You could say something silly like your dog defeacting all over town or on your lawn and it is lawful for you to pick it up or go to jail, just use your imagination.

And yes, it is illegal but so are the many other things on this site.

I don't want credit for their work, just the idea.

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Re: Law Enforcement agency.
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2006, 12:00:29 PM »


heres an idea

instead of claiming your with the police department...claim your a private detective hired by whomever...even if like illuminati said, a neighbor who wants someone to clean up some dog shit in the hood...I don't think that would be any worse claiming your with another blockbuster and you want someones number...and you wouldn't be messing with federal, state or local government...




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Re: Law Enforcement agency.
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2007, 07:43:55 AM »
Yes, they are!

Anyways, impersonating a law enforcement official is yet another bad idea. PI probably isn't as bad but that would be an asshole prank to pull.

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Re: Law Enforcement agency.
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2007, 05:48:05 PM »
Another way you can be an ass hole is to post in a thread three months after anyone else has posted in it.

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Re: Law Enforcement agency.
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2007, 06:33:10 PM »