Ok, a li'l different here. A welcome thread for everyone to use rather than making one of our own. Noone can flame me for it, I got a link and special instructions from a star shaped lip receptacle.
Anyhoo, I found this site about a year ago, but stayed away from forums 'till this last april. Sure I know a good bit about forum decorum but I still expect to get raped.
I made tons of prank calls assa kid. I used to call a roofing company and leave annoying messages. The guy would sometimes listen and pick up and yell inna Dino-esqe kinda style. The 1st time I ever got in trouble with the law was age 12 when I took a call too far and my freind turned me in to his day old hot dog eating cop stepdad. I called our school's art teacher repeatedly thorughout grade school. So when he smacked my little sister my first reaction was to call a death threat to him, yeah it was too much and too stupid. But, he had it coming, and just knew it was me. So he had my freind's stepdad put pressure on him about it and he folded.
Anyway, it's great to have found the gods of something I think is very clever and hilarious. By the way, I'm old as fuck too.