Car Four Sail!

[rbcp]

Near my house, which is right next to a fairly busy highway, people like to park their cars in this tiny parking area to sell them.  I have window paints.  I need to help them sell.  So I need ideas on what to write on their windows.  Mainly on the windshield, but sometimes the cars are positioned where I could write on the side windows too.  

I just asked famed Phone Show host Jessica she says to write FREE TO GOOD HOME or FOUR SAIL on it.

I could just skip sales tactics and write weird things that have nothing to do with selling their car.  Give me ideas because I sure don't have any.  I will post pictures.

[Jessica]

"only had sex in it once..."

"pre-programed with gospel stations!"

"broken springs in all the right places **wink**"

[PHISH-PHREAK]

"God Hates Fags!"

"This vehicle is HIV positive"

"Has only been lived in for seven years!"

"Wheels do not come with vehicle"

"Who framed Roger Rabbit?"

"Lemon."

"Accident prone"

"Owner was abducted by aliens"

[rbcp]

Sad news, everyone.  As I was passing by today, there was a cop parked next to them giving them tickets.  So the cars will probably disappear within a day or two.  I might go out there tonight and try to write something, but the odds of me getting a picture tomorrow might be slim if the cars are going to be removed.

Keep the ideas coming, though.  People park cars there all the time.

[Magus]

Warning:
Car may transform into giant robot.

Ticket this, bitch!

(or how about...)

Free. Take one.

[Acidpez]

As seen on Craigslist
 
Call 505-796-4020 and make a offer. None refused!
 
New seats, New Window, Could never tell I shot someone in here.

[rbcp]

Call 505-796-4020 and make a offer. None refused!

What if I just started writing "FOR SALE 505-796-4020" on random back windows in parking lots.  It would be fun just to get the angry call from the car's owner.

[MIB]

"Go ahead steal it, it's insured"

"Will suck dick for new tires"

"Cactus"

If it's a piece of junk,
"This car was purchased at [insert name of a crooked car dealer in town]"

"Weed inside" Try to make a parody of the Intel Inside logo

MIB

[rbcp]

There's the pic.  I'll go by there tomorrow and take a daytime picture if they're not gone by then.  As you can see, I had to move the police's ticket out of the way to paint the rest.  I didn't write anything on the red car.

[nyphonejacks]

"trapped in trunk, send help"

"plenty of trunk space for dead hookers"

[rbcp]

Three people walk out of a bar and one says to the other, "Hey Brad, I dare you to go write FOUR SAIL on that van over there!"

[rbcp]

I drove by the cars today to get a daytime picture and I guess someone took the FREE TAKE ONE seriously, because the blue car is gone.  The red convertible is still there though. 

[Zyklon C]

"Cactus" on at least one of them.
"Free to a good home"
Write something that's guaranteed to get them vandalized.

[Magus]

Found this gem a while back:

[rbcp]

Last night we drove around Portland, writing things on cars.  We wrote my phone number on a few of them, hoping to have the angry owners call us back.  But it appears I don't know the PLA's number, because I wrote the wrong one.





http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=3974683&l=a3aac370aa&id=514202099