So I went through, added my work email accounts to my gmail account so I can send and receive mail all from the same inbox, set up Google Voice so I can receive calls/vm/texts while on campus, started doing all of my homework through Google Docs, and use my Google account for just about everything.
It's a good thing that Google doesn't keep extensive databases of all information that goes through Google, that Google never gets hacked, or that Google doesn't have a huge anti-terrorism consulting contract with NSA. Fuck.