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My Official Apology
« on: May 10, 2010, 03:39:30 PM »
I spent the last few weeks traveling the country on my motorcycle. I found out many things about myself, and I would like to share a few.
When I was a little girl, I would have hated to find out what a shitty person I became. A few weeks ago, I was a 12-year-old boy, far behind in his maturity. I was stuck in the ethical stage, and I was a complete fascist. I am proud to say, after my cross-country trip, and my many published books, I am a different person. No longer do I hate feminists because of their beliefs. I hate them because they are usually ugly or won't have sex with me. I am not nearly as prejudice as I once was. I am now only prejudice toward black men. I don't hate all 2000s music anymore, but I'll get to that later. I pledged to actually make some prank calls every once in a while. I am going to actually read books instead of doing random shit on the internets.
The most important thing for you guys (only the guys) to know, is: all of that shit was just to take up space.
The only thing this thread is about is... I know I've been against rap for my entire existence, but now, I suppose I can see the appeal. I am fine with the music black people like.
Why is this thread called "My Official Apology"? Because, I fucking love Flight of the Conchords. Not only do I like them, but I finally found some other subjectively good 2000s musical groups. Tenacious D is also fucking awesome. Wolfmother and Cage the Elephant are pretty good too.
Atonal apples.

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Re: My Official Apology
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2010, 02:39:55 PM »
tl;dr

Someone want to summarize.
I HATE the bridge.
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Re: My Official Apology
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2010, 05:54:15 PM »
tl;dr
Someone want to summarize.
I fucking love Flight of the Conchords.
Atonal apples.

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Re: My Official Apology
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2010, 09:07:15 AM »
The 2000's are SO last year.  Get with the times, man!

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Re: My Official Apology
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2010, 10:21:43 AM »
I feel like kyle in the Chinpokomon episode.
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Re: My Official Apology
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2010, 10:41:12 AM »
asl?