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[RushPwnsX]

Are we sure they isn't under 7?
If you take into account they's: Grammar 'Unrelevance 'Time since last post 'Use of lol 'Accent and pronunciation 'Name 'n' age

[MattGSX]

I'm just confused as to how someone who is unable to spell, form sentences, or determine the correct usage of .......................................................... was able to reproduce, as he/she now has aN 11 M/O LITTLE GIRL.

[PHISH-PHREAK]

According to WikiAnswers and my own personal experiences,

Well, most boys start to ejaculate around 13 - 14 years of age but some like me started earlier at twelve. However, some kids don't even start to ejaculate until they are around 18. However, this is quite uncommon and if this is the case then you should probably see your doctor.

So technically it is possible he does have an 11 month old child.
Possibly Alfie Patten?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece

[D31337]

According to WikiAnswers and my own personal experiences,

Well, most boys start to ejaculate around 13 - 14 years of age but some like me started earlier at twelve. However, some kids don't even start to ejaculate until they are around 18. However, this is quite uncommon and if this is the case then you should probably see your doctor.

So technically it is possible he does have an 11 month old child.
Possibly Alfie Patten?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece

Here he is with his child:

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this is what UPL attracts.

[D31337]

this is what PLA attracts.

[RushPwnsX]

Yay!

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this is what PLA attracts.