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Offline cop66

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Bloody EBAY !
« on: September 21, 2006, 09:39:59 AM »
Just bought Steve Irwins wetsuit from Ebay but there is a hole in the chest area. I think I've been stung !
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Re: Bloody EBAY !
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2006, 11:00:06 AM »
The other Steve Irwin jokes are funny. This one isn't even a joke its so bad.
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Re: Bloody EBAY !
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2006, 11:34:33 AM »
Quote from: cop66 on September 21, 2006, 09:39:59 AM
Just bought Steve Irwins wetsuit from Ebay but there is a hole in the chest area. I think I've been stung !
How dare you Steve Irwin is cool.
Speaking of Australian,
http://www.alldownunder.com
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Re: Bloody EBAY !
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2006, 12:45:29 PM »
I'm sorry I tried
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Re: Bloody EBAY !
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2006, 12:47:11 PM »
I forgive you, but I gave you a lame point as your consiquence.
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Re: Bloody EBAY !
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2006, 01:04:01 PM »
If it makes you feel any better, cop, I laughed.
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Re: Bloody EBAY !
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2006, 01:10:25 PM »
 One time I found a pretzel on EBay that was supposec to be shaped like baby Jesus. I wonder what in the world I was looking up!
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Re: Bloody EBAY !
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2006, 02:38:25 PM »
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Re: Bloody EBAY !
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2006, 03:35:13 PM »
ebay jokes, not so good
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Re: Bloody EBAY !
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2006, 06:35:43 PM »
Quote from: cop66 on September 22, 2006, 02:38:25 PM
ILuv thought you may be interested in this then ...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MY-HANDWRITTEN-JOURNAL-JESUS-APPEARED-TO-ME-TOLD-ME_W0QQitemZ200027598832QQihZ010QQcategoryZ88433QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem


 :o :o :o

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#2.  THE CURE FOR CANCER:  The cure for cancer is actually the knowledge of the precise CAUSE OF CANCER.  We already know the cures for cancer, mainly prevention and early detection.  Also chemotherapy, radiation, surgery and alternative medicine.  We also are acutely aware of the roles of carcinogens, environment, heredity and diet.  But what is the   PRECISE AND SOLE CAUSE OF CANCER?  CANCER OCCURS WHEN WE EAT OUR OWN FLESH.  (Two very simple examples of eating our own flesh are biting our cuticles or biting our lips.)  When a piece of our own flesh is digested, microscopic fragments of our own DNA enter the bloodstream.  If a piece of this DNA enters a vulnerable cell, the nucleus of the cell identifies the 'food' as 'self' and this causes a 'circuit' to be blown in the nucleus.  When (and if) that cell goes to divide, it does so in a haphazard fashion, dividing into four instead of into two and the mutation continues.  There is an interesting correlation to Christianity here.  Jesus told us to "take His flesh and eat it."  Now he wants us to know not to eat our own flesh in any way because it is deadly.

Apparently, Jesus fails at Biology.
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Re: Bloody EBAY !
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2006, 04:08:14 AM »
I wanted to E-mail that to a friend but I have to be an E-bay member.  :'(
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Re: Bloody EBAY !
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2006, 04:43:40 AM »
Didnt you ask yourself what the hell was he looking for ?  *rainbowsmiley*
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Re: Bloody EBAY !
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2006, 04:48:24 AM »
You just confused me.
Do you mean what Jesus was looking for?
I had said I wonder what I was looking up, like what category.   :-\
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Re: Bloody EBAY !
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2006, 04:58:40 AM »
Quote from: IluvInternet24/7 on September 23, 2006, 04:08:14 AM
I wanted to E-mail that to a friend but I have to be an E-bay member.  :'(

Just copy and paste the link into an email.  What do you think, ebay's gonna come to your house and slap you around for not being a member?
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Re: Bloody EBAY !
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2006, 05:16:07 AM »
You read me like an open book!
That why I joined here!
I'm scared!
Ebay: have mercy!!!  :( ;)
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