HAI.
Eh, shit, what about me? I'm a sound engineer, I know shit about electronics and social engineering. More or less, I'm going to see if I can get a job in a hotel by saying that I had an interview for that day and whatever.
If it works, it works.
Love the site, etc. Oh, and I'm Irish, and I live in Ireland... So I'm a heavy drinker too, I guess. ^.^