I love how the dad runs w/you at first... then he remembers how many kids he has. "I'm your illegitimate child, remember pops?"
Who I feel bad for the Indian call-center guy... listening to you talking about your fancy meal. Filet mignon (cow, etc.) would have been extra ruthless. Big beef, bueno!
Cheers me up from my currently lawyer filled, in-the-red kinda life.