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The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« on: July 22, 2011, 08:16:10 AM »
Recently, carpet manufacturers have come up with the encapsulation technology. This cleaning process makes the job lighter because the cleaning chemicals attract the dirt and soil from the carpet and is then removed by cleaning equipment. This technology of carpet cleaning is ideal for bonnet cleaning as well as hot water extraction. In like manner, the carpet cleaning materials used in encapsulation technology are formulated with the proper balance of detergents. In this way, you can ensure that it will not damage the carpet fibers. Therefore, the encapsulation process is the most effective approach that is widely used nowadays.
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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2011, 09:32:56 AM »
You know the economy is bad when people start advertising for floor cleaning products in a forum dedicated to phreaking and prank phone calls. At least they're kind enough to give us a company link to point both guns at.

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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2011, 10:59:15 AM »
Haha, this should be fun.

Hey murd0c, don't delete this thread or their account, please. :)
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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2011, 11:09:59 AM »
I wasn't gonna! My floors are fucking filthy!
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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2011, 11:52:15 AM »
If you can find their fax number anywhere, be sure to use faxzero.com to send them some free porn.
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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2011, 02:03:36 PM »
Haha...I came into this thread just to ask murd0c not to delete it, but I see that's been covered.  Excellent!
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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2011, 11:16:32 PM »
Local businesses send forum spam now? You think they do blood stains? They post the names and cities of customers on the testimonials page. I found two phone numbers whose info match perfectly and a few others that are likely correct. Perhaps they would like to be on the Phone Show.
« Last Edit: July 23, 2011, 11:18:08 PM by Godot »
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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2011, 08:51:13 AM »
I just made a couple more calls to the first two people on the testimonials page.  Last night we called these two people several times, but I can't remember what happened with them.  Here are the calls from a few minutes ago.

http://www.phonelosers.org/stuff/burnscarpet_nelson.mp3

http://www.phonelosers.org/stuff/burnscarpet_butterwick.mp3

Here is a Google search showing the other places this company has spammed.  They probably did more than is shown, but it was deleted by admins.  Here is another link, using their email address from their PLA forums account.  Lots more from that link.

So far we've only managed to find the phone numbers of the first two people on the testimonials page.  If anyone can find others, that would be super.  I ran all the names through NetDetective and pipl.com, but no luck.  Maybe Burns changes the names if the customers ask them to.

I also called Burns today and talked to a receptionist.  She seems to think I'm rude.
« Last Edit: July 27, 2011, 09:04:07 AM by rbcp »
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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2011, 10:03:15 AM »
This is excellent..
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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2011, 04:13:46 PM »
If any of the other's numbers are found, should call them and ask if they want to do some new promo videos that are a bit more risqué...

Also, regarding changing the names, I didn't watch all of them but it seems they say their name in the beginning of the video..
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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2011, 04:16:01 PM »
hahahahahahaah! I just went back to see if they say their names (they do) and I just noticed the site has removed the last names from all the video testimonials now
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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2011, 05:31:02 PM »
I have two more numbers of customers that I managed to track down. Maybe you can call them on the Fun Show tonight.
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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2011, 10:59:06 AM »
I tried calling their 1-877 number to get their fax number, but it seems y'all are keeping them busy, because all I could get was voicemail. So since I was calling from a payphone (yes, I'm that careful not to get caught), I took the opportunity to call the number several times so they'd have to pay Embarq for each one of those calls (there is a reason why 1-800 COLLECT charges higher rates for payphone calls). Fail on their part for not refusing payphone calls!
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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2011, 07:14:15 AM »
I spoke with the receptionist and tried to get their fax number but the bitch wouldn't give it to me, which is unusual because usually companies will gladly give that to you.
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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2011, 09:28:36 PM »
Going to need to acquire a recording program. They aren't very polite about cleaning carpets that may or may not have been rolled up to potentially, not confirming or denying, the transportation of people who may or may not of owed money to a collective interest of people with a fine taste in pasta and pin stripe suits.
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