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Offline blahblahblah

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Asshole sent me a text message...
« on: September 03, 2011, 06:36:18 AM »
So, some person sent me a text message, obviously to the wrong number, so I decided to reply back "wrong number", and he replied back with a rude message.  Any suggestions as to what I should reply back with?

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Re: Asshole sent me a text message...
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2011, 08:43:46 AM »
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Re: Asshole sent me a text message...
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2011, 04:27:56 AM »
That's a most ingenious option, but one that doesn't make any sense.  I'd rather troll the person, than confuse them. Thanks anyway....

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Re: Asshole sent me a text message...
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2011, 05:25:57 AM »
"I did the labs. Want to go drinking later?"

"Changing my number soon." Give the number for the voice bridge

Assuming the asshole is some guy. We can tell Natalie is a girl,

"I'm pregnant you told me you would pull out. call me."

That's all I can think of right now

This reminds me when I got a wrong number text. Here's gist of it

Them: Hey y'all get my message about tomorrow? Pool, deck, BBQ and hanging on the deck. let me know if you can make it.

ME: I have to shave my ballsack first. I'll be over after I'm done.

Them: My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself. As long as your stray pubes don't choke my filter.

Me: Don't worry everything will be clean shaven

Them: Nah...not clean shaven. Make little swastikas for fun.

Me: I'll shave it in the shape of a cactus.

Them: Why not leave it and grow a tumbleweed...haha

Me: No I rather a cactus

Them: Why don't you cut the word OBAMA..My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself.

Me: My ballsack is a Republican

Them: Chops! You have a sack? I think you sold Matt a false bill of goods.

Me: He should have inspected. Buyer beware.

Them: I'm sure the taste would've eventually given it away...unless that's not in y'all playbook.

Me: Apparently he like's the pole and the hole.

Them: The hole and the pole huh! That's got our Nigger/Burglar/Rapist fantasy beat..My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself.! The shoe polish makes my face itch!

Me: Your fantasy? elaborate more!

The next day,

Me: Haha the jig is up. The person you are texting isn't here. You got the wrong person. I've been pranking you. Mega-lulz. Hahahaha

Them: Pranks on me? It took you this long to bail! You couldn't keep the convo going! I knew this was fake from the 3rd text Haha...shaving!

Me: I love wrong wrong number text. When I get those I take the opportunity to prank.

Them: Haha...well good for you! I knew there was a weird feeling with those replies. I though maybe someone grabbed the phone.

Have Fun!
MIB
« Last Edit: September 04, 2011, 05:36:49 AM by MIB »
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Re: Asshole sent me a text message...
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2011, 07:03:14 AM »
yea, i usually like to just go along with who ever they think that they are calling/texting... eventually they will catch on on their own... for some reason people do not want to acknowledge when you tell them wrong number...

i have had people call me 2 or 3 times in a row...
i tell them wrong number, they call back and i'm like... umm you just called the same wrong number, keep trying...

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Re: Asshole sent me a text message...
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2011, 12:30:52 PM »
You could reply something like this:

Thank you for subscribing to Premium Sex Texts. You will see a $50 charge on your next phone bill from Cactus Media. To cancel your subscription, call (number for the voice bridge here)
« Last Edit: September 04, 2011, 02:21:55 PM by Cyclopath »

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Re: Asshole sent me a text message...
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2011, 02:23:38 PM »
Or you could just keep replying "cactus?" to everything they say.