Mr. Spessa says he wants a Christmas present from me - new toilet cam stickers to put in public restrooms. I've decided to switch up the sticker a bit, claiming that there are porn cams hidden in the toilet. The only problem is that I don't like my wording on the new sticker. (The new one is on the left, the old one is on the right.)
Give me some suggestions on a better title, better text, better small print, etc. I might even use a different clipart image if you find something good.
Also, I'm thinking to extend the lulz, I'm going to include a contact email address and phone number on the sticker, so that angry people will call about it. I can turn one of my Google Voice numbers into the PottyCams.com consumer complaint line!