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« on: October 24, 2006, 07:42:40 AM »
Oxymorons

Oxymoron: a rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined

1. State Worker

2. Exact estimate

3. Act naturally

4. Found missing

4. Resident alien

5. Genuine imitation

6. Airline food

7. Good grief

8. Government organization

9. Alone together

10. Small crowd

11. Business ethics

12. Soft rock

13. Butt head

14. Military Intelligence

15. Sweet Sorrow

16. "Now, then..."

17. Passive aggression

18. Clearly misunderstood

19. Peace force

20. Extinct Life

21. Plastic glasses

22. Terribly pleased

23. Computer security

24. Political science

25. Tight slacks

26. Definite maybe

27. Pretty ugly

28. Microsoft Works

29. Working vacation

30. Religious tolerance

PS: These are not mine I've found them on the web, I will add my own later on, but I'm working now :s

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Re: Oxymorons, please add your own...
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2006, 09:23:40 AM »
31. Jumbo Shrimp
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Re: Oxymorons, please add your own...
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2006, 11:09:32 AM »
Phone Loser
Microsoft tech support
Aunt Jemima Light
secret FBI files

ahh screw it.

just go to

http://www.oxymoronlist.com/

and have enough oxymorons to be an oxymoron-moron

I find palindromes to be way more intresting anyway (words/ sentences spelled the same forward an backward)

and holy shit! look at this one! http://www.palindromelist.com/longest.htm
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« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2006, 02:07:37 PM »
Back to oxymorons...

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« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2006, 03:18:23 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2006, 09:48:20 AM »
Liquid Oxygen
Icy Hot
Controlled Chaos
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Re: Oxymorons, please add your own...
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2006, 01:35:49 PM »
 How can chaos be controlled?
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« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2006, 02:04:25 PM »
Windows ME OPTIMIZED!

And, one from my old job that I can never forget:

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« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2006, 06:45:29 PM »
Quote from: IluvInternet24/7 on October 27, 2006, 01:35:49 PM
How can chaos be controlled?

Not to be mean, but why, out of a thread full of oxymorons, did you pick this one to question?
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« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2006, 05:49:18 AM »
 Oh no I violated a rule!!!!  I didn't think before I posted.

 I could pick another one if I wanted, you know.
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« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2006, 06:50:06 AM »
No, I'm just saying that you should be able to do that with most oxymorons, ie: How can ice be hot?  How can grief be good?  How can a rock be soft?  How can something pretty be ugly?

So what I was wondering is why that one struck you when none of the others did.
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« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2006, 07:10:57 AM »
 I CLEARLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, EVER.. I get what the others mean, but how can chaos be cotrolled?
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« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2006, 09:33:30 AM »
Quote from: IluvInternet24/7 on October 28, 2006, 07:10:57 AM
I CLEARLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, EVER.. I get what the others mean, but how can chaos be cotrolled?

It's an oxymoron. It's not supposed to make sense.
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