Idea: Wedding Registries

[nt3st0rm]

Any online gift registry will do...

HBC / Hudson's Bay Company:
http://giftregistry.hbc.com/grworks/prj/generic_online/jsp/common/marcole_grw.jsp?rid=4

Example Search::
        Lastname:               Smith
        Event Type:             Wedding
        Event Date:             Dec 2012

Example Output:
        01              Adrienne Smith, Hamilton, ON
        Adrienne Smith and Steve Bunn, Wedding, December 29, 2012
        02              Carrie Smith, Kingston, ON
        Carrie Smith, Wedding, December 6, 2012
        03              Casey Smith, Barrie, ON
        Jennifer MacInnis and Casey Smith, Wedding, December 15, 2012
        04              Clifford Smith, Toronto, ON
        Gabrielle Evoy and Clifford Smith, Wedding, December 22, 2012
        05              DALE SMITH, TORONTO, ON
        KRISTIN CLEMENT and DALE SMITH, Wedding, December 12, 2012
        06              Emily Smith, Adrian, MI
        Emily Smith and Kyle Gallinger, Wedding, December 14, 2012
        07              Eva Smith, Mississauga, ON
        Eva Smith, Wedding, December 31, 2012
        08              Gaylene Smith, Kamloops, BC
        Gaylene Smith and Hayden Scott, Wedding, December 12, 2012
        09              Hanna Smith, Calgary, AB
        Hanna Smith and Matt Henseeor, Wedding, December 15, 2012

Individual wedding info revealed gives:
        Registry Number
                400107043366

        Pick Up Store:
                Sunridge Mall - Calgary
                2525 36th Street North East, Calgary, AB, CA T1Y 5T4
                (403) 232-1169


...and a complete list of all of the items in their registry.

1) You've won our "Wedding of the Year" contest and your prize is ALL
2) Friend John CANT BELIEVE you think you can ask for a $180 frying pan!
3) We've received word from your spouse that the wedding is canceled
4) Call, confuse record for "old record from 2009 when he was engaged to...
5) We've accidentally charged all the items to your credit card

"Home Outfitters" also works...
Home Outfitters:
http://giftregistry.hbc.com/grworks/prj/generic_online/jsp/common/marcole_grw.jsp?rid=5

[chriskraus]

Here's a whole list of stores and their Gift Registry Links - in an easy to digest text file.

[chriskraus]

Better yet, Go to the Walmart registry and look up the wedding of Roy Gerbil and Brad Carter.
It consists of a bunch of things that look like vibrators, One Gallon of Shell Rotella Synthetic 5W-40 Motor Oil and a Samsung Galaxy Note tablet.
Congratulations to the lucky couple!

[rbcp]

Roy has made me such a happy girl!

[_Liz]

Interesting idea... pretend you're from the store and ... I don't know. But they are more likely to believe you.
Have to give that some thought.

[_Liz]

Got a few numbers for couples-to-be who registered at a VERY expensive NY store. Bloomingshit.
If anyone has any more premise ideas, I'll gladly stea...uh..borrow them.
I love RBCP's Bel-air cave calls and decided rich people need more phone love.

[rbcp]

Can't wait to hear what you do, Liz. 

Tell them that the combination of items they requested put them on a homeland security watchlist.  Like maybe if they got a pressure cooker.  Or maybe the items they requested could be used to create a meth lab.  Just make up some of the things they got.  "Why'd you put 200 bottles of brake fluid on here?"

[_Liz]

Haha! awesome