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Offline R00dyTehN00b

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ZOMG!! ZOMG!!! plz help!!!!
« on: November 13, 2006, 10:28:17 AM »
OMG HELP!!!

my p00ter is running reall slow I dont know whats wrong! i cant see anythig in my brouser

the putrer keeps dieing and runs super slow and somtimes things pop up when they shoud'nt

can u hax0rs mebbe can help??

Here is a screenshot.

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Re: ZOMG!! ZOMG!!! plz help!!!!
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2006, 11:17:44 AM »
start by downloading firefox, internet explorer sucks monkey nuts...

and...thats just a image from wikipedia...duh....   :P

[edited for (some) originality]

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Re: ZOMG!! ZOMG!!! plz help!!!!
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2006, 11:20:53 AM »
If you look at the actual URL, you will see that that is just an image from wikimedia of an example of spyware infestation.

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Re: ZOMG!! ZOMG!!! plz help!!!!
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2006, 06:31:16 PM »
That's caused by all the porn on your computer. I suggest rebooting without saving your work multiple times.


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Re: ZOMG!! ZOMG!!! plz help!!!!
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2006, 08:29:39 PM »
thats just an image from wikipedia...duh...

Now why ya gotta go and edit your post to try and make yourself look smarter?  You were right anyways.  Firefox > IE.
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Re: ZOMG!! ZOMG!!! plz help!!!!
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2006, 08:31:44 PM »
thats just an image from wikipedia...duh...

Now why ya gotta go and edit your post to try and make yourself look smarter?  You were right anyways.  Firefox > IE.

I just lost all respect for him.
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« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2006, 05:20:49 AM »
haha I knew everyone had already seen that...and firefox is better that IE...




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Re: ZOMG!! ZOMG!!! plz help!!!!
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2007, 12:25:02 PM »
Buy this shirt: http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details.asp?affid=-1&productID=406

then get Spybot Search and Destroy.

if you cant do it because you are a noob and cant run safe-mode or boot to knoppix or Kubuntu, kill yourself.

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Re: ZOMG!! ZOMG!!! plz help!!!!
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2007, 03:09:04 PM »
My computer teacher, if you could call her that, thinks she pretty cool cause she uses the newest version of IE. Everyone uses either netscape, firefox or Opera. Pffh IE

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Re: ZOMG!! ZOMG!!! plz help!!!!
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2007, 04:04:55 PM »
Netscape is Firefox for old people and librarians.
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Re: ZOMG!! ZOMG!!! plz help!!!!
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2007, 06:12:03 PM »
My computer teacher, if you could call her that, thinks she pretty cool cause she uses the newest version of IE. Everyone uses either netscape, firefox or Opera. Pffh IE

You still haven't told me what determines the price of a commodity.
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Re: ZOMG!! ZOMG!!! plz help!!!!
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2007, 07:21:33 PM »
Try the Introduction page.
Just out of curiousity where does that frog image come from? It looks familiar.
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Re: ZOMG!! ZOMG!!! plz help!!!!
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2007, 07:33:34 PM »
Just out of curiousity where does that frog image come from? It looks familiar.

If you looked at the URL the image was hotlinking from, you would see it's somewhere on wikipedia.

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Re: ZOMG!! ZOMG!!! plz help!!!!
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2007, 10:37:15 PM »
chrono trigger  :)

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Re: ZOMG!! ZOMG!!! plz help!!!!
« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2007, 12:34:42 AM »
Netscape is Firefox for old people and librarians.


hey, my mom is the administrator (non computer) of an assisted living facility and she uses yahoo messenger and netscape. their i.t. guy suggested it. i bet he drives an old volvo.