most offensive response to a prank call youve ever had

[PrinceOfPwn]

Ok, mine was when me and my sister called some random numbers out of the phone book, we decided to use the Ms Cleo sound board, we got an old lady, heres how the call went
 
her:hello?
us:Hi dear how are you?
her:who is this?
us:im miss cleo!
her:arent you that jamacian n**ger that can tell the future?
us:yup
her:well why dont you and your f*ckin jamacian n**ger freinds go back to africa!you people stole my sons job!
us:i love you!
her:F**kin N**gers!

[hosh_spicer]

My ass, while engaged in intercourse, has fallen off due to laughter....racist bitch...

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post her number in the news paper offering sex by black women, that will teach her.

[mb2025]

post her number in the news paper offering sex by black women, that will teach her.

ha ha ha

[M-26-7]

One time there was this woman who had almost the same number as my friend Charlie. So I called her and I asked if charlie was there. She explained and I apologized cause I really didn't feel like getting into it with her. But her number was so similar that all my friends were accidently calling that line. The third time I did it (still accidently) she yelled at me and said she would "talk to my mom next time". But I got the last laugh because by the fourth time I called she had gotten a new number. I was very offended she didn't believe me.

[widge]

I called a tow truck company and mumbled something about a tow for my co. She asked me all the normal info, what town was I in what road, what kind of car is it. Then she got pissed, because it wasn't a car it was a dead cow in the road. She said it was sick that anyone would use a tow truck for a cow. I tried reasoning with her that I had no other way of getting the dead cow out of the road, but she wouldn't have it.

[M-26-7]

Yeah. Does she have any idea how heavy a cow is? Those things are phreaking tanks!

[Nod]

And they kick just as hard if not harder than horses. You're lucky it was dead. The only thing I'm wondering is why you would want to move it rather than come back with a camera and record other people's reactions.

[splynt0r]

Well Once I got a dead Cat in my mailbox for pranking this dude I really hated , I forgot to set my number to restricted. Kinda sucked.

( @ Smartmart pleas stop posting the beth thing, It counts as personal harassment )

[Raptor]

Well Once I got a dead Cat in my mailbox for pranking this dude I really hated , I forgot to set my number to restricted. Kinda sucked.

Hey! That's not a mailable object as defined by the United States Postal Service: Publication 52- section 5- article 51 / 52

...as of not meeting code 526.7 and 525.2 requirements

525.2 Live Warm-Blooded Animals
The following are examples of other live warm-blooded animals that are
nonmailable:
a. Cats or kittens.
b. Dogs or puppies.
c. Guinea pigs.
d. Hamsters.
e. Mice.
f. Rabbits.

http://www.usps.com/cpim/ftp/pubs/pub52.pdf

[splynt0r]

It wasn't in a package it was just in the mailbox on top of my magazines and stuff
( it might be a mailable object , I live in Luxembourg ( Europe ) )

[splynt0r]

Well i don't quite know how long the cat was in there , probably less that a day , But it had been dead a long time because it was maggot infested and smelt really bad. ( if this ever happens to you guys I suggest buying a new mailbox.