Do any of these Tech Hardware Companies get the idea of a Kitchen Computer? This pisses me off. I'll give you an example...
Here is the Honeywell 316, a Computer for the Kitchen in 1969 that stored Cook Book recepies and not much else. Why did it not sell? It was huge and expensive. See for yourself.
![](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c8/Kitchen_computer_ad.jpg/352px-Kitchen_computer_ad.jpg)
![](http://www.old-computers.com/museum/photos/Honeywell_H316_System_1.jpg)
Looks funny huh? "Awww those poor 1969 bastards! We have better tech these days!"
Well...look at this. The new Kitchen Computer of 2006/2007. The HP IQ770 "Crossfire". The problem...
![](http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.engadget.com/media/2006/11/hp_crossfire3.jpg)
![](http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.engadget.com/media/2006/11/hp_crossfire4.jpg)
Its expensive and BIG AS FUCK!!!
Look at that kid! The machine looks like its going to eat him! WTF dose this machine eat, live cuban infants!?! @,@;
Nobody would put this in there Kitchen. The closest you would get is an iMac Mini but its a New Age Mac and you need a monitor and such.
When will these fuckers learn?
Step One: Make a Machine that is at its smallest a Nintendo Wii and largest a Mac Mini.
Step Two: Build a Touch Screen on it and a Microphone.
Step Three: Slap a OS on it that is exclusive to Touch Screen and Voice Commands.
Step Four: Give it 8-10 gigs of space. Put 2 USB Plugs on it and a Media Card Slot like SD or Compact Flash for Expansion.
Step Five: Have a suction cup or some device that makes it stick to a wall.
BINGO! Kitchen Fucking Computer!!!!
*sigh*