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Other Stuff That Has Little To Do With PLA => General Discussions => Topic started by: Cazamus on February 26, 2007, 08:39:40 AM
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Now I wish to illustrate something before I start this story to people who don’t have brothers, we love each other and all that we do to each other is out of love. To people who do have siblings, you can disregard that as you know its utter bullshit.
My older brother and I can be what would be a weird relationship (I promise this isn’t leading to something gay) we could be considered to a lot of people as arch nemesis, and yet in the same sentence we would be called each others side kicks. Against other's we where playful in our pranks, and yeah sometimes maliciousness was called for, but to each other, we always saved the worst for each other. Anything that we knew would get us in hell worthy trouble if we did to other kids was about a 20 minute screaming in your ear for doing to each other. So whenever someone else pissed us off, the revenge was always taken a few steps back. Of course enough to where either of us would feel good, but when it came to revenge at each other it was always bad.
The fights we had/have always start off as a prank gone to far; my brother started this one when our dad told him to go see if the bear mace was still good. For those who don’t know, mace is supposed to come out in a stream, if it comes out in a cloud its time to get new mace. Well my brother ended up calling me outside, he said can I smell that, I figured it was some sort of dead fish or something that we had to go find and dispose of and breathed in. I nearly collapsed as I started taking even harder breaths, my lungs where dying and my brother who was safely away started laughing hard. He coated the air with mace before I stepped out, because it was bad it lingered and I felt my body burn and shake. Well I sat on that for a day, at the time my brother wore glasses, so I grabbed a glass cup and sprayed some mace in it, and then I coated his glasses while he was asleep that night. The next day he couldn’t understand for the life of him why he was burning, he knew I did something and refused to eat that day thinking I poisoned the food somehow and that’s why he was getting a rash and burn.
Well a day later I woke up with a punch to my eye, after getting dressed and wondering other than the punch what he had in store for me, we spent a few days giving each other small rewards, punches to wake up and cups of cold water in the shower. My dad ended up stopping that weeks feud because he said it was driving him crazy, I think he was just pissed we ran out of creative idea's to get back at each other and resorted to brute force and old gags. A few years later I finally got him back with the mace, I soaked his toothbrush with it while everyone in the house had a cold, nobody could smell a damn thing. After he got the first taste and found me to innocently playing Earthbound, I awoke an hour later and pulling my arm out of my own chest cavity. We laughed about it and still plan our small revenges on each other. God I hope I have kids that take the same sentiment someday.
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ookkkaayy........ ???
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I just threw up inside my mouth.
P4nyk
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You guys have never taken pranks a step to far? I still do it to my brother.
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I still do it to my brother.
Self pwned?
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Never again will I feel that my brother abused me as a kid.
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why did you have so much mace lying around. Did you need to defend yourself from sexual predators like bears and lions?
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Or his father?
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Naw we live in Alaska out in the boons, where its better to be safe than sorry. Theres a joke here where a tour guide is showing around some people from the states and she gives each one of the people a bell before they go hike. She tells them all that if they see a black bear that they ring the bell and that scares them away. She also tells them if theirs signs of a brown bear around like its feces, to turn and run. So one guy in the back raises his hand and says "How can you tell the differences in bear shit?" The guide turns to him and says "Black bear crap has berries and twigs in it, Brow bears have the bells." I know alot of guys that wished they had mace or a gun when going out, hell I still have a few pictures of some of the bear dens where they found alot of peoples bones from bears.
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I know alot of guys that wished they had mace or a gun when going out, hell I still have a few pictures of some of the bear dens where they found alot of peoples bones from bears.
Timothy Treadwell didn't need guns or bear mace.
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I never even talk to my brother let alone spray mace in his face.
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No no, he didnt mace me in the face, he saturized the air with the mace because it became a powdered form. So when I breathed in, it was a breath of mace. And as for Tredwell, he didnt need mace or a gun, he needed a brain if he believed he was somehow immune to a grizzley mauling.
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My brother is dead you piece of shit.
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If your brother was Tredwell then I guess I could see how thats related, if not then what does that have to do with this? Or are you talking to spam?
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Spam talks to me
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Oh, you live in alaska..in the boonies. I guess it makes more sense now that I know that there are no girls around, causing all of the touchy, feely, S & M shower play with your brother we just heard about. Don't worry, it didn't sound gay at all.......
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Maybe you’re just trying to hard to find gay stuff in this; I do wonder what’s happened in your past to make you so adamant towards finding gayness. I personally think that poisoning your brother with mace is funny as hell, just the same with placing a condom filled with three gallons of water in his bed. This stuffs funny to my brother and I, we've done a lot of crazy shit together, and still some of the best of our times where when we attacked each other through fun pranks. We didn’t kill each other or maim each other, and we don’t hold it against each other. What doesn’t kill you make you stronger, well what doesn’t hurt you for a long time but your reaction is priceless makes you laugh about it for years to come. If you have a brother that’s like three years within your age and you grew up together, you can’t tell me you guys didn’t do some insane shit together. If you just took the insults and that shit to heart well then all odds are you’re an idiot for not letting the good times roll.
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Ok first of all, Alaska has many beautiful women. I have been all over the country and they certainly rank in the top of my lists. Second, why the hell do you even post Cazamus? Nobody cares that you got maced by your brother or that you were picking lures out of Ship Creek. This is a forum for phone losers to talk about phone stuff. At least mention a phone in the story. Sorry about the flame but this is one of the reasons that we have no real topics on the forum.
P4nyk
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How bear mace is made -
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(http://files.myopera.com/Mathilda/albums/83697/thumbs/Bear%20Attack.jpeg_thumb.jpg)
If only the boy who called Rape didn't blow it the first 2 times
and hey, there are no cactus in Alaska!
and to keep it on topic....uh....what kind of Phone systems do they have in rural shacks?
Rotary Dial Cell phones?
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Actually the state of Alaska has a pretty advanced VOIP system set up. All the oil money seems to do them some good.
P4nyk
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And as for Tredwell, he didnt need mace or a gun, he needed a brain if he believed he was somehow immune to a grizzley mauling.
Well put.
EDIT: oh, and since you're an Alaskan, can you give any comment on the legend (yeah, I suppose it's turning into a legend of sorts) of a/an MF-signalled trunk(s) going into Livengood?
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So you know, You told me not to take all the insults to heart. Well you seemed to be offended by mine. Isn't that a double standard? So I give you your own advice. Don't take insults here to heart. We only kid here.. well some times. I would also like to state that since this is a phone forum, then I would spray the phone with bear mace. This would be very phunny, and on topic in a phone forum. Or even better yet, coat a payphone with mace, and record your findings, then submit them here.
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I would also like to state that since this is a phone forum, then I would spray the phone with bear mace. This would be very phunny, and on topic in a phone forum. Or even better yet, coat a payphone with mace, and record your findings, then submit them here.
Now THAT would be funny, I think that wouldn't be a bad idea for a PLATV episode. *rainbowsmiley*
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Anyone else have a security guard spray them with mace? Actually I think it was pepper spray. Shit blinded me because my eyes stung and teared up for like 15 minutes. Plus my nose and throat were swollen so breathing was hard. Good times it was not
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and what exactly were you doing that got you maced? I hope it doesn't start with R..A...P...
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R...A...P... tor? ???
It was a security guard. I was hardly raping him ::)
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R...A...P... tor? ???
It was a security guard. I was hardly raping him ::)
He meant, What was it you were doing that gave him the idea to pepper spray you.