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Title: worlds largest cell phone bill?
Post by: trevelyn on August 20, 2007, 11:31:04 AM: did you guys see this??!?! LOLOL

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12247590/?GT1=7938

$218 Trillion USD, bill from Malaysia Telekom!
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Post by: frog on August 20, 2007, 07:34:22 PM: Quote from: trevelyn on August 20, 2007, 11:31:04 AM
$218 Trillion USD, bill from Malaysia Telekom!

January to April is three months. If a connection was left open for that entire three months, the going rate for the call was $1,682,087,820/min. That would be $28,034,797/sec, which also rules out opening and closing connections for the entire time. QED, this is utter bullshit.
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Post by: trevelyn on August 21, 2007, 06:28:55 AM: i know, i laughed my ass off reading it. but. "I believe everything i read on the internet."
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Post by: rbcp on August 21, 2007, 10:03:34 AM: I think this is a challenge. We need to beat that $218 trillion bill.
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Post by: M-26-7 on August 21, 2007, 10:48:29 AM: Oh lawd. Now they're outsourcing our phreaking!
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Post by: Tachyon on August 21, 2007, 11:44:16 AM: I blame their shitty knockoff meatphones.
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Post by: Nod on August 21, 2007, 03:43:43 PM: Word has it they make their meatphones out of stray dogs and cats.
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Post by: mr_doc on August 21, 2007, 03:49:47 PM: They make these meat phones in Nike sweatshops for $0.05 per day.
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Post by: M-26-7 on August 21, 2007, 04:25:38 PM: Whatever happened to making meatphones in the good old pdxUSA?
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Post by: Nod on August 21, 2007, 04:27:47 PM: My Chinese meat phone has been found to have traces of lead, arsenic, feces, cheese (It was supposed to be Kosher) and magnets that destroy childrens intestines. Next time I'll just get the nuclear one from South Korea.

Outsourcing is cheap M
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Post by: Tachyon on August 21, 2007, 04:41:41 PM: Nonsense, PDXUSA will never deal with overseas terrorists like Canadians and the Chinese!
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Post by: Nod on August 21, 2007, 05:40:50 PM: I guess that's what happens when you buy your MeatPhone from a "street vendor." I always wondered why my watch said FOLEX on it.
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Post by: Chartreuse on August 21, 2007, 09:59:56 PM: Canada Hater!
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Post by: Tachyon on August 21, 2007, 10:03:10 PM: You're an idiot, and meatphone.
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Post by: M-26-7 on August 22, 2007, 07:54:22 AM: Also, chartreuse taste disgusting and is highly overpriced.
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Post by: Tachyon on August 22, 2007, 09:35:47 AM: Weed>Any Alcohol
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Post by: trevelyn on August 22, 2007, 11:28:50 AM: Quote from: Tachyon on August 21, 2007, 10:03:10 PM
You're an idiot, and meatphone.

whoa, i luled pretty fucking hard from that.. +1 karma for life!
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Post by: Nod on August 22, 2007, 05:01:06 PM: Quote from: Tachyon on August 22, 2007, 09:35:47 AM
Weed>Any Alcohol

Marijuana>Any other substance you put in your body to change your mood or state of mind. Period.
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Post by: M-26-7 on August 22, 2007, 05:17:41 PM: METH>FOOD AND DRUGS
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Post by: mr_doc on August 22, 2007, 05:50:12 PM: Quote from: M-26-7 on August 22, 2007, 05:17:41 PM
METH>FOOD AND DRUGS

Yes. Meth mouth is awesome. I wish my teeth would break like peanut brittle dropped from a skyscraper.
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Post by: M-26-7 on August 22, 2007, 05:55:23 PM: It could have only been created by a bunch of bored rednecks.
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Post by: Tachyon on August 22, 2007, 06:21:07 PM: Quote from: LordNod on August 22, 2007, 05:01:06 PM
Quote from: Tachyon on August 22, 2007, 09:35:47 AM
Weed>Any Alcohol

Marijuana>Any other substance you put in your body to change your mood or state of mind. Period.

In general, I agree with you. However it does leave much to be desired as a psychedelic.
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Post by: Nod on August 22, 2007, 06:30:28 PM: Are you smoking that nasty Mexican imported stuff? If what you're smoking costs less than a hundred dollars for a quarter or eighth then that's why it's not working as a psychedelic for you. You might think about throwing a little salvia on top of your bowl when smoking it out of Sputnik also.
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Post by: Tachyon on August 22, 2007, 07:06:59 PM: Well...if I did inhale such legally dubious products, they would be Canadian grown of course. Sputnik STILL hasn't gotten a proper test run, but the other day I had a brainwave. What's got an electric heater, a sealed vessel with one side transparent for viewing, and some small vent holes on the back to suck vapors through? A TOASTER OVEN, that's what! I already had one for making brownies covertly with, and it doesn't really need to be modded at all. So that's my next planned experiment anyway.

And yes, Salvia will certainly increase the psychedelic properties of the sacred herb.
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Post by: trevelyn on August 23, 2007, 06:34:19 AM: Quote from: M-26-7 on August 22, 2007, 05:55:23 PM
It could have only been created by a bunch of bored rednecks.
SMOKE MO CRANK FOO.
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Post by: ghostman on August 23, 2007, 07:11:52 AM: Um, wow clever topic to hide the topic...
I found a couple salvia videos on YouTube... pulled now. OMG crazy as acid. The guy was just rambling. Specially the 10x, 20x extracts. Acting like somebody Reno 911! finds: naked, with rifle, screaming "I am fwom da footure!" or "meatphone!" Be careful, you need a spotter on that shit.

The biggest [single] cellphone bill I saw was about 70 pages. So is iPhone kickin' ass now or what? Shii, whah?
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Post by: Tachyon on August 23, 2007, 09:24:44 AM: Yeah spotters are MOST definitely necessary for salvia (it's not as shitty for them as acid though, since salvia doesn't last more than 15 minutes), I have friends who very nearly got into extremely bad situations because they didn't have spotters.
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Post by: Nod on August 23, 2007, 02:17:40 PM: Last time I tried salvia I was watching a model train go around my room at mock speed and it felt like I was watching and riding it at the same time. The funny thing is, I don't have a model train.

Spotters are definately necessary. It's not just for your safety, but the safety of others also. You wouldn't want to jump out the window thinking you can fly and land on some kid riding his bike.
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Post by: Tachyon on August 23, 2007, 02:38:41 PM: I had a friend who reportedly tried to cut off her arm 'just a little bit' when on a bit too much shrooms one time.
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Post by: Nod on August 23, 2007, 03:37:32 PM: Quote from: Tachyon on August 23, 2007, 02:38:41 PM
I had a friend who reportedly tried to cut off her arm 'just a little bit' when on a bit too much shrooms one time.

See kids, this is why you need a spotter. You don't want to permanately fry think you're an orange or something. Then you'd be paranoid all the time that someone would try and squeeze you and take your juce.
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Post by: Tachyon on August 23, 2007, 07:37:36 PM: One time I was high and watching 'Dumb and Dumber' which makes me laugh my ass off normally, and doubly so stoned. Anyway, I was suddenly struck by how creepy teeth are. They look like little white rock tombstones jammed into people's gums. Anyway, it creeped me out big time and every few months or so I'll randomly get creeped out by teeth again and have to close my eyes.
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Post by: trevelyn on August 23, 2007, 07:45:03 PM: you look like you can't close your eyes in your pic!! they're stuck open!!
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Post by: M-26-7 on August 23, 2007, 08:05:38 PM: DO NOT LOOK AT FROG
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Post by: ghostman on August 24, 2007, 10:22:20 AM: For next time you want to go creezy: The Shemp Howard Meditation Tapes. The perfect background for quiet sublimation + mental clarity.
http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/0510/shemp_meditation_heebeebee.mp3 (http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/0510/shemp_meditation_heebeebee.mp3)
http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/0510/shemp_meditation_ah_hah_hah.mp3 (http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/0510/shemp_meditation_ah_hah_hah.mp3)
(http://pcvc.sminter.com.ar/cvirtual/newslett/shemp.jpg) Is he holding an invisible meatphone?
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Post by: Tachyon on November 30, 2007, 10:38:53 PM: Dude that last post was a crazy fucking long time ago, do it again and I'll start replacing your posts with whatever fucked thing pops into my brain.
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Post by: Nod on December 01, 2007, 06:47:59 AM: Quote from: Tachyon on November 30, 2007, 10:38:53 PM
Dude that last post was a crazy fucking long time ago, do it again and I'll start replacing your posts with whatever fucked thing pops into my brain.

I've already deleted like five of his posts in the last few minutes I've been here reading.
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Post by: trevelyn on December 02, 2007, 09:37:04 AM: deleted what post?? it goes from Ghostman to Tachyon to you! I dont even see who woke up this thread My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself.
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Post by: Nod on December 02, 2007, 12:23:06 PM: Random n00b that hopefully crawled into a hole and died.
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Post by: Tachyon on December 02, 2007, 04:22:26 PM: I reckon 'twas the Nodman's doing lad.
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Post by: Nod on December 02, 2007, 05:25:33 PM: Quote from: Tachyon on December 02, 2007, 04:22:26 PM
I reckon 'twas the Nodman's doing lad.

I like making you look demential sometimes. It amuses me.
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Post by: Tachyon on December 02, 2007, 06:30:16 PM: I make no secret of my many invisible acquaintances.
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Post by: Nod on December 02, 2007, 07:44:44 PM: Quote from: Tachyon on December 02, 2007, 06:30:16 PM
I make no secret of my many invisible acquaintances.

I thought the lithium was taking care of that?
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Post by: Tachyon on December 02, 2007, 08:06:46 PM: Are those the strips you suggested I add to my meth?
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Post by: z3wb on December 02, 2007, 11:25:16 PM: I posted in this thread.
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Post by: Nod on December 03, 2007, 06:39:52 AM: Quote from: z3wb on December 02, 2007, 11:25:16 PM
I posted in this thread.

You could try to be funny.