worlds largest cell phone bill?

[Tachyon]

Weed>Any Alcohol

[trevelyn]

You're an idiot, and meatphone.

whoa, i luled pretty fucking hard from that.. +1 karma for life!

[Nod]

Weed>Any Alcohol

Marijuana>Any other substance you put in your body to change your mood or state of mind. Period.

[M-26-7]

METH>FOOD AND DRUGS

[mr_doc]

METH>FOOD AND DRUGS

Yes. Meth mouth is awesome. I wish my teeth would break like peanut brittle dropped from a skyscraper.

[M-26-7]

It could have only been created by a bunch of bored rednecks.

[Tachyon]

Weed>Any Alcohol

Marijuana>Any other substance you put in your body to change your mood or state of mind. Period.

In general, I agree with you. However it does leave much to be desired as a psychedelic.

[Nod]

Are you smoking that nasty Mexican imported stuff? If what you're smoking costs less than a hundred dollars for a quarter or eighth then that's why it's not working as a psychedelic for you. You might think about throwing a little salvia on top of your bowl when smoking it out of Sputnik also.

[Tachyon]

Well...if I did inhale such legally dubious products, they would be Canadian grown of course. Sputnik STILL hasn't gotten a proper test run, but the other day I had a brainwave. What's got an electric heater, a sealed vessel with one side transparent for viewing, and some small vent holes on the back to suck vapors through? A TOASTER OVEN, that's what! I already had one for making brownies covertly with, and it doesn't really need to be modded at all. So that's my next planned experiment anyway.

And yes, Salvia will certainly increase the psychedelic properties of the sacred herb.

[trevelyn]

It could have only been created by a bunch of bored rednecks.

SMOKE MO CRANK FOO.

[ghostman]

Um, wow clever topic to hide the topic...
I found a couple salvia videos on YouTube... pulled now.  OMG crazy as acid.  The guy was just rambling.  Specially the 10x, 20x extracts.  Acting like somebody Reno 911! finds: naked, with rifle, screaming "I am fwom da footure!" or "meatphone!"  Be careful, you need a spotter on that shit.

The biggest [single] cellphone bill I saw was about 70 pages.  So is iPhone kickin' ass now or what?  Shii, whah?

[Tachyon]

Yeah spotters are MOST definitely necessary for salvia (it's not as shitty for them as acid though, since salvia doesn't last more than 15 minutes), I have friends who very nearly got into extremely bad situations because they didn't have spotters.

[Nod]

Last time I tried salvia I was watching a model train go around my room at mock speed and it felt like I was watching and riding it at the same time. The funny thing is, I don't have a model train.

Spotters are definately necessary. It's not just for your safety, but the safety of others also. You wouldn't want to jump out the window thinking you can fly and land on some kid riding his bike.

[Tachyon]

I had a friend who reportedly tried to cut off her arm 'just a little bit' when on a bit too much shrooms one time.

[Nod]

I had a friend who reportedly tried to cut off her arm 'just a little bit' when on a bit too much shrooms one time.

See kids, this is why you need a spotter. You don't want to permanately fry think you're an orange or something. Then you'd be paranoid all the time that someone would try and squeeze you and take your juce.