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Title: VoIP
Post by: Anarchy Angel on October 20, 2007, 08:29:06 AM
So we are setting up a VoIP network "ubuntu server with asterisk and freepbx" at work and they want one phone "linksys spa941-na" to have 2 extensions. I dont think it can be done but before i give up on it i thought i would see if you guys have any ideas.
Title: Re: VoIP
Post by: RijilV on October 20, 2007, 11:56:29 AM
So we are setting up a VoIP network "ubuntu server with asterisk and freepbx" at work and they want one phone "linksys spa941-na" to have 2 extensions. I dont think it can be done but before i give up on it i thought i would see if you guys have any ideas.

WTF are you blathering about?  I can think of a couple ways off the top of my head, but you could just go read the documentation.  Wait, you're getting paid to set this up?  You think its MY job to make sure you can do yours?  Get real. Go READ DOCUMENTATION:

http://www.voip-info.org/wiki/view/SPA-941

"
Features

    * Two or four independently configurable line appearances / extensions.

"

Title: Re: VoIP
Post by: RijilV on October 20, 2007, 12:04:04 PM
Yah Yah, posting twice - suck it:  I just read your ignorant sig:

Quote
#!/usr/local/bin/perl
$a = 'RTFM' ;
$b = 'STFU' ;
print "$a and $b" ;

Hey jackass...guess what?  $a and $b are RESERVED variables in perl, they're used within the sort function. 

RTFM at:
http://perldoc.perl.org/functions/sort.html

Now go STFU.
Title: Re: VoIP
Post by: Nod on October 20, 2007, 04:27:11 PM
I thought about merging Rijil's double post but I don't want someone to find my mutilated corpse under a rock....
Title: Re: VoIP
Post by: Anarchy Angel on October 20, 2007, 04:50:24 PM
So we are setting up a VoIP network "ubuntu server with asterisk and freepbx" at work and they want one phone "linksys spa941-na" to have 2 extensions. I dont think it can be done but before i give up on it i thought i would see if you guys have any ideas.

WTF are you blathering about?  I can think of a couple ways off the top of my head, but you could just go read the documentation.  Wait, you're getting paid to set this up?  You think its MY job to make sure you can do yours?  Get real. Go READ DOCUMENTATION:

http://www.voip-info.org/wiki/view/SPA-941

"
Features

    * Two or four independently configurable line appearances / extensions.

"



Wow, I take it you didnt get your daily dose of gay midget donkey porn yesterday or do you always have a stick up your ass?? Yeah we tried that and couldnt get it to work, i think it might be a asterisk issue. Now thank you for your oh so helpful tips jack ass, but dont ever talk to me again. Do the world a favor and jump off the highest building you can find, be sure to ware your spider man pajamas "the ones your dad got you for christmas right before he beat your mom and went to jail" sadly your sister tells me thats the closest you have to sunday bests.

Or maybe I'm just a fuckhead.
Title: Re: VoIP
Post by: Nod on October 20, 2007, 04:54:48 PM
The first rule is you don't flame RijilV
The second rule is you don't flame RijilV
Title: Re: VoIP
Post by: RijilV on October 20, 2007, 05:07:32 PM
I am literally rolling around on the floor all crazy-like as I laugh..


you can't get asterisk to send two extensions to the same device?  Never mind the fact the device in question supports having two unique devices natively anyhow, you could easily do this within asterisk itself:

Code: [Select]
exten => 300,1,Dial(SIP/300,20)
exten => 300,2,Voicemail(300)
exten => 300,3,hangup()

exten => 301,1,Dial(SIP/300,20)
exten => 301,2,Voicemail(300)
exten => 301,3,hangup()

OMG way too hard.  Do you need me to show you how to setup the SIP device too?  May I should give you a letter you can give your boss outlining what an idiot you are too.

Your flame was weak too.  Try to come up with something original and the relates to me, not just some crap you read off some Yahoo! list.

If you can't get the device to support two extensions after doing a copy/paste job (kinda like you did with your flame) you might verify that the phones themselves have the appropriate licenses.  But whatever, you do not deserve your job - there are plenty of other people out there that can think creatively and are good at trouble shooting.  You need something more structured... like sorting recycling.

 
Title: Re: VoIP
Post by: RijilV on October 20, 2007, 05:10:18 PM
I am literally rolling around on the floor all crazy-like as I laugh..


you can't get asterisk to send two extensions to the same device?  Never mind the fact the device in question supports having two (or four) unique extensions natively anyhow, you could easily do this within asterisk itself:

Code: [Select]
exten => 300,1,Dial(SIP/300,20)
exten => 300,2,Voicemail(300)
exten => 300,3,hangup()

exten => 301,1,Dial(SIP/300,20)
exten => 301,2,Voicemail(300)
exten => 301,3,hangup()

OMG way too hard.  Do you need me to show you how to setup the SIP device too?  May I should give you a letter you can give your boss outlining what an idiot you are.

Your flame was weak too.  Try to come up with something original that relates to me, not just some crap you read off some Yahoo! list.

If you can't get the device to support two extensions after doing a copy/paste job (kinda like you did with your flame) you might verify that the phones themselves have the appropriate licenses.  But whatever, you do not deserve your job - there are plenty of other people out there that can think creatively and are good at trouble shooting.  You need something more structured... like sorting recycling.

 
Title: Re: VoIP
Post by: gangals on October 20, 2007, 05:14:14 PM
Shhh, no one mention to RijilV that he has trouble operating the board controls.
Title: Re: VoIP
Post by: Anarchy Angel on October 20, 2007, 05:20:07 PM
The first rule is you don't flame RijilV
The second rule is you don't flame RijilV

Originality obviously isnt a prerequisite to posting. no where in the forum rules does it say shit about flaming rij or your ass making rules in a bad attempt to show your misguided loyalty to some ass monkey behind a keyboard.

Or maybe I'm just a fuckhead.
Title: Re: VoIP
Post by: RijilV on October 20, 2007, 05:27:30 PM

Originality obviously isnt a prerequisite to posting. no where in the forum rules does it say shit about flaming rij or your ass making rules in a bad attempt to show your misguided loyalty to some ass monkey behind a keyboard.

oohhh I get it now, your boss is reading this...

note to Anarchy Angel's boss:
This guy is an idiot.  You should reassign him to recycling sorting.
Title: Re: VoIP
Post by: Nod on October 20, 2007, 05:32:34 PM
The first rule is you don't flame RijilV
The second rule is you don't flame RijilV

Originality obviously isnt a prerequisite to posting. no where in the forum rules does it say shit about flaming rij or your ass making rules in a bad attempt to show your misguided loyalty to some ass monkey behind a keyboard.

I was making reference to a previous joke. This is called a Running Gag. There are a lot of those around here. I wasn't "making rules." I was making jokes.

(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q236/LordNod/overyourhead.jpg)

I really roffle at Rijil riotously.

ALLITERATION IS FUN!
Title: Re: VoIP
Post by: Anarchy Angel on October 20, 2007, 07:09:48 PM
so...cuz your making a joke i cant mess with you? Sorry if i stepped on your toes but its done.

Thax for editing my post for me rectal ranger i mean Tachyon i was going to ad that in my self but i see you got to it first, good job tampon waste receptacle. Next time I need some one to play childish games ill know what stall to goto at the air port bath room. Whats the code you guys use? Rij might know maybe Ill ask him.

Or maybe I'm just a fuckhead.
Title: Re: VoIP
Post by: Nod on October 20, 2007, 08:55:52 PM
so...cuz your making a joke i cant mess with you? Sorry if i stepped on your toes but its done.

Thax for editing my post for me rectal ranger i mean Tachyon i was going to ad that in my self but i see you got to it first, good job tampon waste receptacle. Next time I need some one to play childish games ill know what stall to goto at the air port bath room. Whats the code you guys use? Rij might know maybe Ill ask him.

Or maybe I'm just a fuckhead.

I think maybe I don't like you. That's okay though. It's your right as an American citizen to be a complete douchebag, and I support that.
Title: Re: VoIP
Post by: RijilV on October 20, 2007, 09:32:06 PM
Next time I need some one to play childish games ill know what stall to goto at the air port bath room.

See this is what happens when you copy-and-paste other people's flames from completely unrelated places.  What makes you think you have the ability to write a configuration file if you can't even write a half assed flame?

airport bathroom?

Office submarine?

The body of a guitar for underwear?
Title: Re: VoIP
Post by: frog on October 20, 2007, 09:45:35 PM
Why do people get so upset about things? How badly do you guys need to look better than each other?

RijilV, you can be an ass, but put :P faces after your post and everything is immediately lightened. Anarchy Angel, you could try ignoring mean-spiritedness because no one cares about internet reputations, and avoid taking on the whole of the forums with no force behind you. You can't win a wit battle as a noob because everyone is already completely biased towards the familiar guy, so trying is just a complete waste of time and energy.

Sheesh!
Title: Re: VoIP
Post by: Raptor on October 20, 2007, 09:58:05 PM
In Taoism, its like "hey, who gives a shit?"
Title: Re: VoIP
Post by: RijilV on October 20, 2007, 11:24:38 PM
meh, this kind of thing pisses me off to a great extent.  If you're getting paid for something you should be able to do it - or at the very least learn quickly and efficiently how to.  Everyone would laugh at someone if they asked for people to go into work for them mopping floors, buts its A-OKAY when they're using free software - "Hey I know the people who wrote this did this for free, but I'm trying to make a buck off of it and I can''t seem to get what I need to work..." 

Nearly all free software comes with a huge amount of free documentation, and when that doesn't cut it often times, as is the case with Asterisk, there is a company behind the free software in question that is more than happy to support the product.  In this case, where there is very good documentation and easy to use tools to provision the device along with a cocky sig file and the attitude the problem must be with the free software - it just makes my blood boil.  I truly believe these types of people are what destroy technology - what makes writing software not fun - what makes using computers undesirable.


and just for Frog:
Code: [Select]

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  \          /
   \--------/
Title: Re: VoIP
Post by: gangals on October 20, 2007, 11:59:11 PM
(http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/9282/epenis0dz1tl.jpg)
Title: Re: VoIP
Post by: Anarchy Angel on October 21, 2007, 09:23:32 AM
After we explored all possible revenues of getting it done i thought posting would be good to start up conversation i didnt really care if it could be solved here or not i already moved on to other projects as for the sword fighting what can i say its fun, Rij is such an ass "from what i have seen on his other posts" i didnt care what he had to say. It seemed to me he wanted to go at it and im not one to turn down a play invite.
Title: Re: VoIP
Post by: Zazen on October 21, 2007, 11:11:36 AM
meh, this kind of thing pisses me off to a great extent.  If you're getting paid for something you should be able to do it - or at the very least learn quickly and efficiently how to.  Everyone would laugh at someone if they asked for people to go into work for them mopping floors, buts its A-OKAY when they're using free software - "Hey I know the people who wrote this did this for free, but I'm trying to make a buck off of it and I can''t seem to get what I need to work..." 

Nearly all free software comes with a huge amount of free documentation, and when that doesn't cut it often times, as is the case with Asterisk, there is a company behind the free software in question that is more than happy to support the product.  In this case, where there is very good documentation and easy to use tools to provision the device along with a cocky sig file and the attitude the problem must be with the free software - it just makes my blood boil.  I truly believe these types of people are what destroy technology - what makes writing software not fun - what makes using computers undesirable.

What nonsense. One way to "learn quickly and efficiently" is by looking and maybe even asking on the internet. And it worked, since you posted code and troubleshooting suggestions. That's positive reinforcement.

Why have you increased a behavior that makes your own blood boil?
Title: Re: VoIP
Post by: M-26-7 on October 21, 2007, 02:10:47 PM
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ANARCHY 4 LYFE DOUDEZ!
Title: Re: VoIP
Post by: frog on October 21, 2007, 03:58:57 PM
WITCHES! BURN THE WITCHES!

(http://www.mem.dk/aarhus-conference/download/photos/SH_1.JPG)
Title: Re: VoIP
Post by: Nod on October 21, 2007, 04:04:07 PM
meh, this kind of thing pisses me off to a great extent.  If you're getting paid for something you should be able to do it - or at the very least learn quickly and efficiently how to.  Everyone would laugh at someone if they asked for people to go into work for them mopping floors, buts its A-OKAY when they're using free software - "Hey I know the people who wrote this did this for free, but I'm trying to make a buck off of it and I can''t seem to get what I need to work..." 

Nearly all free software comes with a huge amount of free documentation, and when that doesn't cut it often times, as is the case with Asterisk, there is a company behind the free software in question that is more than happy to support the product.  In this case, where there is very good documentation and easy to use tools to provision the device along with a cocky sig file and the attitude the problem must be with the free software - it just makes my blood boil.  I truly believe these types of people are what destroy technology - what makes writing software not fun - what makes using computers undesirable.

What nonsense. One way to "learn quickly and efficiently" is by looking and maybe even asking on the internet. And it worked, since you posted code and troubleshooting suggestions. That's positive reinforcement.

Why have you increased a behavior that makes your own blood boil?

I think the idea behind posting the answers was to prove how easy the answers were, or how easy they were to get to further prove his point.
Title: Re: VoIP
Post by: Anarchy Angel on October 21, 2007, 04:36:48 PM
Yeah it would have been great if those where the answers, but it wasnt and he just kept flappin his jaw, its sad really. I guess he coded asterisk and freepbx so he would know all there is to know, it must be true and no one can tell him other wise. Sounds a lot like a teenager or a poorly socially developed adult any way you look at it he is a ass hole and for no other reason then to make him self feel better. Maybe he was bullied as a child perhaps he should go into law enforcement.

Or maybe I'm just a fuckhead.
Title: Re: VoIP
Post by: Zazen on October 22, 2007, 06:00:36 AM
I think the idea behind posting the answers was to prove how easy the answers were, or how easy they were to get to further prove his point.

Yes, but at the cost of promoting something that "destroys technology", "makes using computers undesirable" and boils his blood. His point was only "you are stupid", which surely isn't worth such a high cost.
Title: Re: VoIP
Post by: rbcp on October 22, 2007, 09:19:44 AM
I'm officially afraid to ask RijilV any questions on getting my Asterisk working.
Title: Re: VoIP
Post by: sknOOb on October 22, 2007, 10:38:13 AM
My internet experience is being ruined by all of this tomfoolery.

Why dont all of you go outside and shoot up a school with your friends instead of bothering me?
Title: Re: VoIP
Post by: Nod on October 22, 2007, 10:41:17 AM
My internet experience is being ruined by all of this tomfoolery.

Why dont all of you go outside and shoot up a school with your friends instead of bothering me?

I'll give this post a 8.5. The dismount was a little shaky. Next time try "shoot up your school while doing herion before killing your parents" or something similar. Nice try though. I'll give you a leet point for that.
Title: Re: VoIP
Post by: s1acker on October 22, 2007, 07:57:05 PM
I poop too much.
Title: Re: VoIP
Post by: Nod on October 22, 2007, 08:22:49 PM
I poop too much.

Beavis and Butthead Do America. If I remember correctly that's the meeting with the old lady when they get on the first plane.
Title: Re: VoIP
Post by: s1acker on October 23, 2007, 08:03:14 AM
I poop too much.

Beavis and Butthead Do America. If I remember correctly that's the meeting with the old lady when they get on the first plane.

You're right. I was hoping someone would get it.