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Offline Anarchy Angel

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VoIP
« on: October 20, 2007, 08:29:06 AM »
So we are setting up a VoIP network "ubuntu server with asterisk and freepbx" at work and they want one phone "linksys spa941-na" to have 2 extensions. I dont think it can be done but before i give up on it i thought i would see if you guys have any ideas.
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Re: VoIP
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2007, 11:56:29 AM »
Quote from: Anarchy Angel on October 20, 2007, 08:29:06 AM
So we are setting up a VoIP network "ubuntu server with asterisk and freepbx" at work and they want one phone "linksys spa941-na" to have 2 extensions. I dont think it can be done but before i give up on it i thought i would see if you guys have any ideas.

WTF are you blathering about?  I can think of a couple ways off the top of my head, but you could just go read the documentation.  Wait, you're getting paid to set this up?  You think its MY job to make sure you can do yours?  Get real. Go READ DOCUMENTATION:

http://www.voip-info.org/wiki/view/SPA-941

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Features

    * Two or four independently configurable line appearances / extensions.

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Re: VoIP
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2007, 12:04:04 PM »
Yah Yah, posting twice - suck it:  I just read your ignorant sig:

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Hey jackass...guess what?  $a and $b are RESERVED variables in perl, they're used within the sort function. 

RTFM at:
http://perldoc.perl.org/functions/sort.html

Now go STFU.
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Re: VoIP
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2007, 04:27:11 PM »
I thought about merging Rijil's double post but I don't want someone to find my mutilated corpse under a rock....
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Re: VoIP
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2007, 04:50:24 PM »
Quote from: RijilV on October 20, 2007, 11:56:29 AM
Quote from: Anarchy Angel on October 20, 2007, 08:29:06 AM
So we are setting up a VoIP network "ubuntu server with asterisk and freepbx" at work and they want one phone "linksys spa941-na" to have 2 extensions. I dont think it can be done but before i give up on it i thought i would see if you guys have any ideas.

WTF are you blathering about?  I can think of a couple ways off the top of my head, but you could just go read the documentation.  Wait, you're getting paid to set this up?  You think its MY job to make sure you can do yours?  Get real. Go READ DOCUMENTATION:

http://www.voip-info.org/wiki/view/SPA-941

"
Features

    * Two or four independently configurable line appearances / extensions.

"



Wow, I take it you didnt get your daily dose of gay midget donkey porn yesterday or do you always have a stick up your ass?? Yeah we tried that and couldnt get it to work, i think it might be a asterisk issue. Now thank you for your oh so helpful tips jack ass, but dont ever talk to me again. Do the world a favor and jump off the highest building you can find, be sure to ware your spider man pajamas "the ones your dad got you for christmas right before he beat your mom and went to jail" sadly your sister tells me thats the closest you have to sunday bests.

Or maybe I'm just a fuckhead.
« Last Edit: October 20, 2007, 05:00:06 PM by Tachyon »
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Re: VoIP
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2007, 04:54:48 PM »
The first rule is you don't flame RijilV
The second rule is you don't flame RijilV
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Re: VoIP
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2007, 05:07:32 PM »
I am literally rolling around on the floor all crazy-like as I laugh..


you can't get asterisk to send two extensions to the same device?  Never mind the fact the device in question supports having two unique devices natively anyhow, you could easily do this within asterisk itself:

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exten => 300,1,Dial(SIP/300,20)
exten => 300,2,Voicemail(300)
exten => 300,3,hangup()

exten => 301,1,Dial(SIP/300,20)
exten => 301,2,Voicemail(300)
exten => 301,3,hangup()

OMG way too hard.  Do you need me to show you how to setup the SIP device too?  May I should give you a letter you can give your boss outlining what an idiot you are too.

Your flame was weak too.  Try to come up with something original and the relates to me, not just some crap you read off some Yahoo! list.

If you can't get the device to support two extensions after doing a copy/paste job (kinda like you did with your flame) you might verify that the phones themselves have the appropriate licenses.  But whatever, you do not deserve your job - there are plenty of other people out there that can think creatively and are good at trouble shooting.  You need something more structured... like sorting recycling.

 
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Re: VoIP
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2007, 05:10:18 PM »
Quote from: RijilV on October 20, 2007, 05:07:32 PM
I am literally rolling around on the floor all crazy-like as I laugh..


you can't get asterisk to send two extensions to the same device?  Never mind the fact the device in question supports having two (or four) unique extensions natively anyhow, you could easily do this within asterisk itself:

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exten => 300,1,Dial(SIP/300,20)
exten => 300,2,Voicemail(300)
exten => 300,3,hangup()

exten => 301,1,Dial(SIP/300,20)
exten => 301,2,Voicemail(300)
exten => 301,3,hangup()

OMG way too hard.  Do you need me to show you how to setup the SIP device too?  May I should give you a letter you can give your boss outlining what an idiot you are.

Your flame was weak too.  Try to come up with something original that relates to me, not just some crap you read off some Yahoo! list.

If you can't get the device to support two extensions after doing a copy/paste job (kinda like you did with your flame) you might verify that the phones themselves have the appropriate licenses.  But whatever, you do not deserve your job - there are plenty of other people out there that can think creatively and are good at trouble shooting.  You need something more structured... like sorting recycling.

 
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Re: VoIP
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2007, 05:14:14 PM »
Shhh, no one mention to RijilV that he has trouble operating the board controls.
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Re: VoIP
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2007, 05:20:07 PM »
Quote from: LordNod on October 20, 2007, 04:54:48 PM
The first rule is you don't flame RijilV
The second rule is you don't flame RijilV

Originality obviously isnt a prerequisite to posting. no where in the forum rules does it say shit about flaming rij or your ass making rules in a bad attempt to show your misguided loyalty to some ass monkey behind a keyboard.

Or maybe I'm just a fuckhead.
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Re: VoIP
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2007, 05:27:30 PM »
Quote from: Anarchy Angel on October 20, 2007, 05:20:07 PM

Originality obviously isnt a prerequisite to posting. no where in the forum rules does it say shit about flaming rij or your ass making rules in a bad attempt to show your misguided loyalty to some ass monkey behind a keyboard.

oohhh I get it now, your boss is reading this...

note to Anarchy Angel's boss:
This guy is an idiot.  You should reassign him to recycling sorting.
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Re: VoIP
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2007, 05:32:34 PM »
Quote from: Anarchy Angel on October 20, 2007, 05:20:07 PM
Quote from: LordNod on October 20, 2007, 04:54:48 PM
The first rule is you don't flame RijilV
The second rule is you don't flame RijilV

Originality obviously isnt a prerequisite to posting. no where in the forum rules does it say shit about flaming rij or your ass making rules in a bad attempt to show your misguided loyalty to some ass monkey behind a keyboard.

I was making reference to a previous joke. This is called a Running Gag. There are a lot of those around here. I wasn't "making rules." I was making jokes.



I really roffle at Rijil riotously.

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Re: VoIP
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2007, 07:09:48 PM »
so...cuz your making a joke i cant mess with you? Sorry if i stepped on your toes but its done.

Thax for editing my post for me rectal ranger i mean Tachyon i was going to ad that in my self but i see you got to it first, good job tampon waste receptacle. Next time I need some one to play childish games ill know what stall to goto at the air port bath room. Whats the code you guys use? Rij might know maybe Ill ask him.

Or maybe I'm just a fuckhead.
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Re: VoIP
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2007, 08:55:52 PM »
Quote from: Anarchy Angel on October 20, 2007, 07:09:48 PM
so...cuz your making a joke i cant mess with you? Sorry if i stepped on your toes but its done.

Thax for editing my post for me rectal ranger i mean Tachyon i was going to ad that in my self but i see you got to it first, good job tampon waste receptacle. Next time I need some one to play childish games ill know what stall to goto at the air port bath room. Whats the code you guys use? Rij might know maybe Ill ask him.

Or maybe I'm just a fuckhead.

I think maybe I don't like you. That's okay though. It's your right as an American citizen to be a complete douchebag, and I support that.
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Re: VoIP
« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2007, 09:32:06 PM »
Quote from: Anarchy Angel on October 20, 2007, 07:09:48 PM
Next time I need some one to play childish games ill know what stall to goto at the air port bath room.

See this is what happens when you copy-and-paste other people's flames from completely unrelated places.  What makes you think you have the ability to write a configuration file if you can't even write a half assed flame?

airport bathroom?

Office submarine?

The body of a guitar for underwear?
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