Girls, Jammie, tell me about why girls suck so bad!!!!111

[kelsokid18]

run up and kick her in the face it gets them every time..

Shut the hell up, jackass.  I'm in kill mode right now, I could rip your throat out and not regret it right now!

[splynt0r]

Jesus F*ck I wish you would make your mind up dude xD

[kelsokid18]

Jesus F*ck I wish you would make your mind up dude xD

STFU!  j/k.  I've always had this issue.  Miss Right just hasn't made her way to me yet.  It'll happen soon.  I just hope she don't mind me leaving at all hours of the night to beige box

[frog]

run up and kick her in the face it gets them every time..

[kelsokid18]

I don't get it, but it made me smile!

[M-26-7]

Back off frog, only I can make shitty comics. Me and Mallard Fillmore.

[MattGSX]

The key is to find a woman with a really really low self-esteem, let her latch herself on you, and then you have someone who will do anyone for you AND you will look more attractive to the opposite sex for being taken (as long as you're not too much of a dick to your current cry for help)

[frog]

The key is to find a woman with a really really low self-esteem, let her latch herself on you, and then you have someone who will do anyone for you AND you will look more attractive to the opposite sex for being taken (as long as you're not too much of a dick to your current cry for help)

I would disagree. People with low self-esteem are typically too afraid to make a move, and probably have some kind of abandonment complex and figure if you're going to leave them anyway, why bother.

[jammie]

The key is to find a woman with a really really low self-esteem, let her latch herself on you, and then you have someone who will do anyone for you AND you will look more attractive to the opposite sex for being taken (as long as you're not too much of a dick to your current cry for help)

Reminded me of something I read on an LJ the other day.  A little too deep, but one gets the point!:

Scientific Fact #8: Your Internet Girlfriend Has Body Image Issues
It took her three months to send you a picture when you started dating. You finally saw her, smiling sheepishly, in a photo attached to an email with the subject line "SORRY THAT I'M SO FAT..." No matter how many times you told her she was beautiful she would always object, insisting that if you saw her in real life you would run the other way. Why not meet, you suggested, so that she could see how untrue that was.

She was radiant when she picked you up at the airport, a thousand times more beautiful than in the pictures. Her hands shook when you hugged and she apologized for being nervous. A few months later she confessed that she was shaking because she hadn't eaten for nearly three days before you arrived so that she wouldn't look bloated.

On her 26th birthday she shrieked when you tried to take a picture of her blowing out the candles. They were carefully arranged on top of a bowl of fruit salad because she doesn't eat cake.

You weren't allowed to grab her ass when you fucked or to run your hand along the inside of her thighs. Cellulite.

Next week when you leave her she'll cry so much that she will almost choke. You'll walk out anyway because you're tired of tuna for dinner and sex with the lights off. She'll whimper between sobs that she knew she didn't deserve you, she knew you were too good for someone like her, that she's hideous. One day she will meet someone who agrees, someone who will hit her just like her first boyfriend did.

[kelsokid18]

Thats fuckin' cruel.  You don't go pick up a sad girl just to get your dick wet.

P.S.  Jammie, you wanna kill this thread for me.  I'm done getting picked on.

[MattGSX]

I wasn't being serious. But man, Jammie, way to put things back in perspective and almost make a boy start crying.

[jammie]

P.S.  Jammie, you wanna kill this thread for me.  I'm done getting picked on.

Sure!  As soon as I figure out how to lock it...  There should be some button thingie right?