An 18 year old bi-sexual party girl became my roommate, before you say I'm lucky read on.
About half way into our lease she decides she doesn't want to pay anymore because I stopped being stupid and became one less person to provide her alcohol. So she thinks of issuing a restraining order against me.
She got a judge to issue a restraining order against you because you didn't provide her with alcohol?
First she serves it on the minimum day in advance (24 hours, which assumes I would react violently to being served)
In advance of what? Did you react violently to being served?
and does things like turning off the fridge and replacing my dandruff shampoo with water. She has backed out of multiple agreements and is a leech off of her gf.
Not the dandruff shampoo!
It has left me with a $450 bill with my lawyer and another $350 for the last month of the lease she didn't pay.
What did you need a lawyer for? Either she left the apartment after the restraining order was issued and you payed the rent, or you left and she paid the rent. Why bother with a lawyer; were there assault charges? I'd have to infer that from your 'violence' statement above.
I have thrown this around with ppl I know and there is a common consensus that if I do take her to court she probably won't show up and it would be a pain in the arse to keep her to pay since I would have to know which job she would be working at to have it docked. I mean I can pretext acting like a job asking about her work history to find out, but the paperwork to have payments docked would be tough.
arse?? Are you in the US? This is EXACTLY how the court system works. You have to know where someone works for them to garnish wages. They have absolutely no way of looking up her w-4 filing.
So I devised a plan so evil soo naughty soo vindictive I needed to throw it past the PLA forum.
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I need participants from around the country to post notes in every bathroom stall you can find.
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Also if someone could link the phone bomb site and a site that signs someone up to spam I would greatly appreciate it!
I will help you. Pm me her number.