I'd like to see an update detailing every time you've had sex ever since you discovered it and ditched the phonelosers.
I KEED, I KEED!
I'd dig seeing a regularly updated zine again, even if zines are like omg soo 1997. I liked the way the UPL zine was evolving towards the end of its old run. I wouldn't mind seeing something that walked a line between what UPL was doing and the serious, techy stuff that SysFail did, but I always did love the PLA/UPL sense of not taking itself too seriously.
Most of all, though, what I'd like to see is issues released on a regular basis.