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Vonage Sammich mmmm!
« on: May 16, 2008, 03:40:04 PM »
While I was out at my local Wal-Mart I came across their Vonage display and decided I would give it a shot.
I get a free month of service with activation, unlimited calls, and a $50 Wal-Mart gift card with activation.



I went to the front counter and quickly paid cash and brought my new toy home.
I decided that I would see how dificult it would be to dismantel the Vonage device and just return the empty shell,
much like ive done to several routers in the past.
When I got home I grabbed my screwdriver and took the device apart.  Only 4 screws secured the
tiny circut board inside its case.  I placed the board in a temporary home consiting of a box with a hole cut out to
accomodate the power, ethernet, and phone lines.



When I took out the guts of the Vonage device it left 3 holes where the power supply, the 2 telephone lines
and the ethernet cable were. There would be no way I could return this to walmart without them noticing the voids, so
I decided to fill them. I grabbed some parts from a couple junk computers I had in the closet. I ripped out a 56K
modem and a Ethernet card and tore off their jacks to use to fill the voids. I then shaved off the round edges of some
little round bit I found on the 56K modem to use for the Power slot.

When I was finished installing the parts, I covered everything with electrical tape so you could not see into the device
and used some cardboard to help support the parts while the glue dried.







The device still didnt have the right weight to it. I needed something lightweight and wouldnt rattle around inside
if inspected.
I couldnt find anything that would work, either things were too heavy, not large enough, or too tall. I then noticed my
turkey sammich sitting next to me. I picked it up and weighed it in my hand.  I was just right.
I placed the case over my sammich and cut out the outline in it. Then took a couple bites to make room for the
jacks.




Imagine the surprise on the persons face who opens up the case and finds part of a sandwhich inside.
Hopefully this person has a sense of humor. I inclued a couple PLA buttons for good measure. Maybe this person will
like them.



I returned my Vonage device and got all my money back no problem, and 4 to 6 weeks Ill be receiving my $50 gift card
in the mail.  The activation for vonage was $30 so Ill be making $20 from all this.  Not too bad....
« Last Edit: May 17, 2008, 03:45:20 PM by altalp »

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Re: Vonage Sammich mmmm!
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2008, 09:49:21 PM »
Great job! I have both those buttons on my hat.
Do you speak two languages?

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Re: Vonage Sammich mmmm!
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2008, 10:07:56 PM »
this arouses me more than that bear did

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Re: Vonage Sammich mmmm!
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2008, 04:39:18 AM »
[Homer Simpson]Hmmm, Turkey phone[/Homer Simpsom}

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Re: Vonage Sammich mmmm!
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2008, 07:52:51 PM »
i'd pay the money for part of a sandwich eaten by altalp

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Re: Vonage Sammich mmmm!
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2008, 06:33:49 PM »
i'd pay the money for part of a sandwich eaten by altalp

and you wonder why girls don't like you...

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Re: Vonage Sammich mmmm!
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2008, 07:01:44 PM »
i'd pay the money for part of a sandwich eaten by altalp

and you wonder why girls don't like you...

i have a girlfriend....

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Re: Vonage Sammich mmmm!
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2008, 01:53:13 AM »
i'd pay the money for part of a sandwich eaten by altalp

and you wonder why girls don't like you...

i have a girlfriend....

Pics or it's not true
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Re: Vonage Sammich mmmm!
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2008, 09:32:22 AM »
i'd pay the money for part of a sandwich eaten by altalp

and you wonder why girls don't like you...

i have a girlfriend....

Pics or it's not true

im too lazy to post pics now. maybe after my vacation.

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Re: Vonage Sammich mmmm!
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2008, 09:47:30 AM »
Wow, this scam beats my dripping Pepsi cans in the modem casing.  Good job!

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Re: Vonage Sammich mmmm!
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2008, 10:05:17 AM »
I hope no one notices until mold starts growing out all the open places

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Re: Vonage Sammich mmmm!
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2008, 06:13:59 PM »
I think the best case scenario is some other customer buys it, then breaks it open when it doesn't work and freaks out at the company that sold the phone and calls the media. They find this thread and HOLY FUCK HACKERS ON STEROIDS HACK "SAMMICH" HACK TERRORISM!!!11
Do you speak two languages?

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Re: Vonage Sammich mmmm!
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2008, 07:02:26 PM »
There are a lot of stories on consumerist.com about people who buy things and find the items inside missing.  Like Ipods replaced with ceramic tiles and stuff.  It's interesting to read about how the stores treat them when they try to return it.

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Re: Vonage Sammich mmmm!
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2008, 05:28:30 PM »
If they open up a router and find a milkshake they just drink it. THEY DRINK IT UP!

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Re: Vonage Sammich mmmm!
« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2012, 06:41:12 PM »
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Haha. Thanks rbcp for posting this on facebook. I was kinda hoping that you posted it because you bought that router and found the rotten sammich though.