One time my sister was talking to her bf and he was acting like he was tuff and he coold take me on-w/e. So I called back later and this is about how it went....
me:Is this [bf's name]?
bf:Yes. Whos this?
me:This is [sisters name]'s father. Are you the little fucking rat that got her pregnant?!?
bf:I uhh... no! wat are u talking about?
me:You know damn well wat im talking about!! U got my little princess pregnant!!!!
bf:Uhh....no...no sir!!
me:dont u fucking lie to me! Im sending my son down there to kick ur ass!
bf:But..but..!
me:STFU! He'll be down there tomarrow you fucking rat!!!
end of call
needless to say there not together nemore...muhahaha..and maybe he learned a lesson about who hes PhUxxin6 with!! Dont PhUxx w/ Phreakers or ull get PhUxx3d u p!!!
My ass has fallen off due to laughter. it was funny the way he ran away from me from then on...