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Buy My Movie NOW!
« on: February 12, 2009, 01:25:26 PM »
...actually it wasn't my movie, I just starred in it.

...actually I didn't really star in it, I was just an extra.  ;D

Here's footage of the filming, notice at the end I lose my shoe.  :D

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/xQLdB-BSfbg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/xQLdB-BSfbg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0</a>

Yes, that was the entire extent of my role.  A total waste of talent, I know.  ;)

Anyway, it's for sale on Amazon and can also be found via... other venues... where I might be acquiring it as I type though I already own a copy because I'm hoping the extras are included in this copy. Whew!

There are some incredibly funny parts which make it worth a watch. Plus, you'll get to see me running from a guy shouting "It's not a pipe, it's an alien probe. Go ahead, touch it!" I don't want to say more and spoil it...

Weird Factoid: One of the stars (Real star, not fake wanna be star like me) owns the stool on which Homer Collyer died (The brothers were compulsive hoarders and recluses. One died from medical causes, the other killed by his own boobytrap. Fascinating story.)
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Re: Buy My Movie NOW!
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2009, 01:35:53 PM »
I just put it in my Netflix queue.  Can't wait to see your part and squeal, "OMG, I KNOW her!"

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Re: Buy My Movie NOW!
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2009, 01:39:40 PM »
Can I get an autographed copy by any chance?

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Re: Buy My Movie NOW!
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2009, 04:00:07 PM »
here is the imdb if anyone is interested.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0762136/
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Re: Buy My Movie NOW!
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2009, 05:49:35 PM »
here is the imdb if anyone is interested.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0762136/

I bet all 2.9 of those stars are for Jenn.  I just rated her movie 10 stars.  I'm such a liar since I haven't seen it yet.  Let's all write wacky reviews on Amazon and imdb!

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Re: Buy My Movie NOW!
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2009, 09:41:49 AM »
Can someone put it on torrent? I want to watch it but don't want to pay.
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Re: Buy My Movie NOW!
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2009, 09:43:14 AM »
im the other star of the movie, that guy running is me.

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Re: Buy My Movie NOW!
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2009, 09:51:06 AM »
Can someone put it on torrent? I want to watch it but don't want to pay.

it's up on the one of the most commonly used trackers.
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Re: Buy My Movie NOW!
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2009, 02:42:37 PM »
I just put it in my Netflix queue.  Can't wait to see your part and squeal, "OMG, I KNOW her!"

I bet all 2.9 of those stars are for Jenn.  I just rated her movie 10 stars.  I'm such a liar since I haven't seen it yet.  Let's all write wacky reviews on Amazon and imdb!

 :o It's on Netflix? Sho' nuff foo. That's too funny.

The director/writer/producer/cinematographer/editor's YouTube page

Those are... tame. Not at all representative of his work. His movies are very unique and out there. Troma type. Some of it brilliant. The best, by far, is a 3 part series entitled Just Ask God which is in a television show format hosted by God, cohosted by the Devil, where people ask God questions. I'm not even going to attempt to describe it as I couldn't possibly do it justice. Dammit, now I have a hankering to watch them. :-\

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Cactus?, February 13, 2009
By    Bradley A. Carter (Albany, OR) - See all my reviews
 
I was surprised at all the cactus references in this movie, which just added to the hilarity of the overall plot and the twist ending with the cactus. The song in the credit about the cactus steamroller really wrapped up the movie. I can't wait for the sequel!

 :nonsense: *bangyourhead*

Thank you! <3 <3

Moar, please. They will get a kick out of it (I hope.)


Can I get an autographed copy by any chance?

NO, AND NO PICTURES EITHER. GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE. *punch*


im the other star of the movie, that guy running is me.

Sweetie, if you were chasing me, I wouldn't run.  :-*


it's up on the one of the most commonly used trackers.

Thank you, that is exactly what I was trying to say without saying it.

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Re: Buy My Movie NOW!
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2009, 02:54:11 PM »
Moar, please. They will get a kick out of it (I hope.)

I did one for imdb.com and Amazon.  Both have to be approved though.  I'll do one for Netflix too.  Everyone here should review this movie!  EVERYONE.

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Re: Buy My Movie NOW!
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2009, 10:11:44 PM »
Moar, please. They will get a kick out of it (I hope.)

I did one for imdb.com and Amazon.  Both have to be approved though.  I'll do one for Netflix too.  Everyone here should review this movie!  EVERYONE.

I did one for IMDB. I'm still waiting for approval too. I made sure it wasn't too out there, so it might get in.

Do you have to be a customer to review on Netflix?
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Re: Buy My Movie NOW!
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2009, 07:16:43 AM »
What's the benefit of using Netflix again if the movie you want is available on torrent? Aside from leaving hilarious fake reviews that is.
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Re: Buy My Movie NOW!
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2009, 08:56:52 AM »
What's the benefit of using Netflix again if the movie you want is available on torrent? Aside from leaving hilarious fake reviews that is.

You can easily watch the movies on your TV if you have an Xbox 360 or Roku box, the selection is bigger, it's less hassle than bittorrent, I can rip every movie I receive and keep it on my Xbox hard drive to watch later.  On Bittorrent, movies are in all kinds of different formats and use weird codecs, so some of the stuff you download just won't play on the Xbox.  You get the actual DVD with Netflix, so you can watch the extras and commentary.  And you're acquiring your endless supply of movies honestly, which is important to Christian people like us.

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Re: Buy My Movie NOW!
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2009, 10:26:05 AM »
I got Spaced Out today from Netflix.  Also, I just checked and they approved my review!  Guess which one of the 3 reviews is mine:

http://www.netflix.com/Movie/Spaced_Out/70111361

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Re: Buy My Movie NOW!
« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2009, 11:13:11 AM »
In defense of piracy:

You can easily watch the movies on your TV if you have an Xbox 360 or Roku box, ...  On Bittorrent, movies are in all kinds of different formats and use weird codecs, so some of the stuff you download just won't play on the Xbox.

A computer with TV-output and VLC could handle that. But I prefer to watch on my computer anyway.

... the selection is bigger, it's less hassle than bittorrent, I can rip every movie I receive and keep it on my Xbox hard drive to watch later.

1. I am yet to be unable to find a torrent for movie I want.
2. I don't find torrents to be a hassle anymore. Once you do it enough, it becomes simple and routine.
3. You got me on this one. Don't you hate how you can't keep pirated movies to watch later?

You get the actual DVD with Netflix, so you can watch the extras and commentary.

You can find torrents with all those crappy extras more often then not. Many of them are just ISOs (or another disk image format) of the DVD.

And you're acquiring your endless supply of movies honestly, which is important to Christian people like us.

I'm sure Jesus just wants us all to share.

Of course, I would never pirate. It is stealing, which is illegal and bad. That post was just for argument's sake.
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