I'm excited.
FYI to everyone, the screener was easy to get past but he did start quizzing me more rigorously as the show went on. When you call be prepared to tell him your name and what you're selling, and once the pranks start he'll ask where you are, your phone number, and maybe a question or two about the item. He rejected me one time because I couldn't respond naturally enough.
For the phone number, make up a 314 area code number. To answer the "where are you" question I used this list of St Louis neighborhoods from Wikipedia:
Among the best-known, architecturally significant, or well-visited neighborhoods are Downtown, Midtown, Benton Park, Carondelet, the Central West End, Clayton/Tamm (Dogtown), Dutchtown South, Forest Park Southeast, Grand Center, The Hill, Lafayette Square, LaSalle Park, Old North St. Louis, Compton Heights, Princeton Heights, Shaw (home to the Missouri Botanical Garden and named after the Garden's founder, Henry Shaw), Southampton, Southwest Garden, Soulard (home of the second-largest Mardi Gras festival in the nation), Tower Grove East, Tower Grove South, Hortense Place (one of the city's private places, home to many grand mansions), Holly Hills, St. Louis Hills, and Wydown/Skinker.