Remember the scene in Fight Club where Tyler Durden holds a gun to a clerk's head and assures him that he's about to die, but then lets him go if he promises to improve his life? He says afterwards, "Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted."
That's what Dex does. He introduces tragic situations to people which make them later appreciate the non-tragicness of their regular, mundane lives. I bet guests at those hotels can truly appreciate the way that they're not sprayed in the face with water each day now. And managers of those hotels absolutely love the way that they're able to sleep through almost every night of their lives when they're not rousted from bed to hear that their hotels have been destroyed by a prank caller. And those front desk clerks must think that they're jobs are a piece of fucking cake now. I mean, some asshole customer comes up to the desk now to bitch about something and the clerk can just smile and think to themselves, "Man, this isn't nearly as bad as the time I had to throw shit through all the windows to stop the fire alarms. To appreciate a good life you need to experience what a tragic one is like. Most people never get this privilege.
When you think about it, Dex is doing our country a public service. He's raising the morale of the common man. He should be getting paid good money for what he does, but he does it for free and doesn't expect a thing in return except for a little admiration from us. Shame on you, people who say he's a menace to society! I say more people should be just like Dex and spend hours a day, volunteering their time and energy to a worthy cause like this. How many hours have you volunteered this month? Who's the burden on society now!?!
Thank you, Dex. Thank you.
