I'm not saying they're harmless or that they're not illegal. I just feel like it's basically petty vandalism which doesn't normally interest the FBI.
Do you really think Dex's calls are petty vandalism? His calls are kind of the exact opposite of that.
Dex has done a lot less damage than he thought he did. A while back when I was on the chat room, they were worried that the sprinkler calls were doing millions in damage. Then they somehow guessed around 250,000, and somebody mentioned that they shouldn't do more than that to the same place.
Now Smoking Gun is saying that the sprinklers only caused $50,000. Still a lot, but far less than PrankNET suspected.
Also, a truck driver rams through the door and only causes $1000? Really?
While I can see it being more than petty vandalism, that's probably no more than the average lawsuit those hotels have to deal with a least once a year.