Thinking his Xbox is fucked in some fashion and needs the red ring to produce some form of "gimmie a new one!" statement with Microsoft. Maybe.
Naw, I just want to put it out of commission for a while so I can catch up on my sleep since the asshole continually plays on at all hours of the day and night instead of going to class or bathing and stuff like that.
Unfortunately, it is a little bit too big to fit in my microwave and opening the case looks like a pain.
I noticed when looking at pictures of it online that there's a lot of shielding around it just inside the outer plastic case, I wonder how effective a microwave would actually be.
A burglary would be believable since shit gets stolen in the dorms all the time, but I'd probably have to "steal" my laptop too and I'd rather avoid talking with the police.
Maybe I can dump 120vac into the thing without going through the power brick.