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PLA Brick
« on: December 19, 2010, 11:10:30 PM »
You know when something needs funding for some kind of outdoor project like a fountain or a park so they start selling bricks to people?  You pay them a certain amount and in return you get a brick on their sidewalk that will forever have your name on it.  Wouldn't it be great to have a PLA brick forever embedded into a sidewalk? 

There's a place here in Albany, Oregon (just behind the post office from the Back chapter in the book) that is building a giant carousel that will take up a city block.  They've been at it for years now and expect the project to be completed within 5 or 6 years.  For $100, they will give you a regular sized brick that will have 3 lines of engraved text on it.  Not sure how many characters you get, but it's plenty of room to write Phone Losers of America or Cactus a bunch of times.  Maybe something that nobody else will get like Chris Tomkinson Loves Dino Allsman.

For $250 we can get a double-sized brick and write twice as much nonsense on it.  So my questions are this:

1. Is this a dumb idea to even pursue?

2. Would you be willing to donate $5 or $10 for a brick that you'll never see in real life and that won't even be visible for another 5 years, by which time you'll have completely forgotten about PLA? (God, I'm a bad salesman.)

3. What would you write on this brick?

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Re: PLA Brick
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2010, 12:40:47 AM »
"other side up"

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Re: PLA Brick
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2010, 05:10:12 PM »
1. Do people even read those bricks anyway? Depends on how much traffic they'll get I guess.
2. Not likely.
3. "For free hot phone sex call spacebison at 402-326-7819"  :nonsense:

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Re: PLA Brick
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2010, 06:28:56 PM »
"This brick is valid for one free iPod Touch."

"On this day in 2010 (or whatever date) this brick was put here."

PLA: The Book now available. See phonelosers.org for details."

"This brick was stolen from a local brick factory."

"Cactus!"

"murd0c was here."

"ibaibaibaibaibaiba"

"The brick 3 feet to your left is a fake."

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Re: PLA Brick
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2010, 07:30:37 PM »
"Brad Cater Killed JonBenét Ramsey"

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Re: PLA Brick
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2010, 04:10:56 AM »
I'd donate, it's an awesome idea, and it simply needs to be either Phonelosers of America or Cactus ad infinitum.

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Re: PLA Brick
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2010, 08:51:47 AM »
I love these ideas so much that I want to buy 10 bricks.

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Re: PLA Brick
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2010, 03:35:25 PM »
"I'm not a brick, I'm a productive building tool."

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Re: PLA Brick
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2010, 04:01:44 PM »
I'll donate money and ideas for this. 

I'm sure "'At 12 o'clock in the fuckin' midnight?  FUCK YOU!" (I like the slight variation he shouts the second time) is ineligible but I do much like the note on the business card "Have you ever been hopelessly harassed on the phone day in and day out for an entire year straight?"

I also like "Brad Cater Killed JonBenét Ramsey"  and "PLA: The Book now available. See phonelosers.org for details." very much.

Or it could be a memorial to Mildred Monday, maybe even an epitaph of sorts.

"This brick is better than your brick"

"This brick was made from powdered children"

"This brick contains 10% more feces than all the other bricks."

"This carousel got bricked by the PLA"

"Jesus was a PLA fag"

"This brick was fired in Dino Allsman's ass"

"This carousel is property of the PLA"

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Re: PLA Brick
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2010, 04:05:23 PM »
I should go in with $100 and request one that says GOD HATES FAGS, just to record them turning me down.

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Re: PLA Brick
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2010, 06:12:00 PM »
"I'm with stupid"

"I'm surrounded by bricks"

"Warning: Do Not Step On This Brick"

"Your ad here. Call 413-351-0111"

You should request a brick with an arrow on it. It doesn't matter which way it faces. Wait a few months after the project is finished, then start a rumor that some gold or other valuable stuff is buried nearby and there's a clue within the bricks.

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Re: PLA Brick
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2010, 01:37:58 AM »
How about "Albany, NY is like Paris compared to this place."
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Re: PLA Brick
« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2010, 02:07:04 AM »
Some of these ideas awesome and I officially recant my drunken angry "it needs to be PLA or cactus" comment.  A cactus one does still need to happen, though.

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Re: PLA Brick
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2010, 11:57:50 AM »
"P.L.A.B."

P.L.A. Brick, of course.

"You must be this tall to ride"
"Pink Floyd rejected me"
"The Brick in the Tuna Sandwich Story"
"A Brack" --  Brick a Brack
"I'm tired of these snakes on my plain!"
"R.I.P Brad Carter"
"Where are my keys?"
"More expensive than your electric bill"
"NOODLE FIGHT!"
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Re: PLA Brick
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2010, 04:49:11 PM »
"The proceeds of this brick goes to the Nation Cactus Foundation."

"Line 10: Read Brick
Line 20: Read Next Brick
Line 30: Repeat"

"There is absolutely nothing to read on this brick."

"Will read bricks for beer."

"Brad Carter for President 2012."

"Who farted?"

"QYOM PWMM GYNX
FTOO NPRT GGKC
WLMN DDRF RDXK
CIA message clear"

It will hilarious if the CIA digs up that brick to find out what the hell the  encrypted message is.

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