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Offline mb2025

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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #225 on: April 17, 2007, 01:54:14 PM »
Quote from: MindRiot on April 17, 2007, 09:42:29 AM
I like punching babies and supporting AL Sharpton

im not sure if i know who al sharpton is
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Offline ClarkSideOfTMoon

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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #226 on: April 17, 2007, 03:20:55 PM »
I'm ClarkSideOfTMoon. Just called "Clark" by some. I've been reading the site for a long, long time now... ...I must've discovered it around 2000/2001. 17, about to finish high-school. Right now I'm pretending to be a member of the French Revolution on a message board populated by Christian conspiracy theorists. So far, I've been accused of being a Secret Agent, the actual reincarnation of Maximilien Robespierre, and a computer program written by Steve Jobs himself for the Pentagon.
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Offline Zazen

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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #227 on: April 17, 2007, 06:00:59 PM »
Hi there!
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Offline Mr.Cactus

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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #228 on: April 17, 2007, 07:57:22 PM »
Quote from: Gwonk on April 16, 2007, 06:51:18 PM
Hi.  My name is Gwonk.  It is rumored that I am dead and that I am the victim of many small clowns which crawled out of the walls that hacked me to bits with tiny chainsaws.  The truth is that the clowns have clustered as a conglomerate bone structure which now supports my ample body as I meander to and fro.  As I continue in my existence, I find that sometimes the clowns wear happy faces (when I am sleeping) and the clowns wear normal faces (as I sit) and the clowns frown (as I jog, run, or lift heavy objects).

I would like to take this opportunity to tell you all about my personal lord and savior, our Jesus Clown who the jews so mercilessly whipped and beat to death on a cross which was made of something other than clowns.  He was also stabbed with spears.  Jesus was so great that he said "Forgive them for not making the cross from clowns."  He was also so great that he said "Forgive Gwonk for not reading the rules and knowing not to speak of religion, especially clown religion, for he knows not what he do." 

I, personally, cannot forgive myself, from spreading the word of clown Christianity.   Jesus Clown, our lord, forgives me readily for any sin I commit on forums.  Be it ALL CAPS or l3eT Sp3aK, he may cry, but I know that he is going to just smile and squirt me in the face with the flower he wears on his lapel. 

 *police*   


Gwonk is leet
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Offline r3db4rr0n

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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #229 on: April 18, 2007, 09:04:09 AM »
I'm new to the PLA.... seems like a sweet place to be! I still dont know what's up w/ the cactus.... I know cacti are great and all... but what do the PLA like about em?
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #230 on: April 18, 2007, 09:08:34 AM »
Cactus? What cactus? I don't believe I've ever seen a cactus on these forums....
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #231 on: April 18, 2007, 09:20:20 AM »
names sobephish..  32 years male, texas.


grew up mis dialing a friends # and always go the same lady  'Hello is Beau there?"

'Arrggh!  <click>'

so after about 3 years of this.. not necessarily intentionally..   


we decide lets have beau call her... 


'hi.. this is beau.. has anyone called for me?'

'Arrgh!  <click>'

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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #232 on: April 18, 2007, 09:39:19 AM »
mi nombre es julio.

I came to AMERICA after the great killings of the ninteen hundred and six., thanks to your people i am now free to be a deli-every man.
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Offline djphatd

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Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #233 on: April 18, 2007, 05:27:44 PM »
Hi I'm Derek im from Southern Cali, I am 23 and love prank calls!
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Offline bobaloo

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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #234 on: April 18, 2007, 05:48:39 PM »
Hello Everyone! Jeff here, from Cali... San Jose to be exact... Me love the PLA!   ;D
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #235 on: April 18, 2007, 08:20:06 PM »
DONT DELETE MEEEEE!!!!!!
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #236 on: April 19, 2007, 12:10:47 AM »
I am soo lazy finally posting due to accounts being deleted, I live in northern California and trying to get north, love guns, cars, computers and phone operators
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #237 on: April 19, 2007, 05:58:34 AM »
Delete me.  I dare you.
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #238 on: April 19, 2007, 11:31:29 AM »
ZOMG! He like totally triple dog dared you with no stamps and no erases. You should totally do it!
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #239 on: April 20, 2007, 05:41:05 AM »
My name is Dave, I do anything to avoid working.
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