Here's my advice...
TO THE NEWBS: This is not the correct thread to ask questions about telephones, revenge, pranks, or any other topic that has nothing to do with introducing yourself to us. Telling us some long-winded story about your ex-wife and requesting revenge advice doesn't belong here. Start a new thread for that stuff.
TO THE REGULARS: Please don't attack the newbs in this thread. Save it for some other thread. I know sometimes they're just asking for it, but lets be all nice and happy and welcoming in here. K? Please? *hugs everyone*