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Offline N3gativ3sanity

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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #720 on: March 06, 2008, 03:16:36 PM »
Propagation of the species is all I can come up with. Then again, we can clone...
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #721 on: March 06, 2008, 03:24:28 PM »
I guess I'll never understand men's obsession for bewbs, but dude, for 400k $ I guess there are a lot of things I'd do.

getting implants on a bet is pretty bizarre.  i can understand the obsession with boobs...they're fun.

the obsession i don't quite understand is men's obsession with comparing their penis sizes.
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #722 on: March 06, 2008, 03:28:20 PM »


the obsession i don't quite understand is men's obsession with comparing their penis sizes.

Especially on the bridge

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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #723 on: March 06, 2008, 03:32:15 PM »
I guess I'll never understand men's obsession for bewbs, but dude, for 400k $ I guess there are a lot of things I'd do.

But you can't render women obsolete just by growing your own. We have other uses that can't be replaced... don't we?

Ever seen Clerks? There's a very good explanation in there.
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #724 on: March 06, 2008, 06:25:32 PM »
im chris aka kola
i been doin prank calls since i first heard of it
i am a former member of the indiana pla crew
most of them are sober and serious now or in jail for even dumber shit than prank calls
ive had a few good pranks in my day, particularly at defcon last year
mainly i just pull minor pranks at kmart, walmart, walgreens shit like that
look forward to havin someone to share my pranks with


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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #725 on: March 06, 2008, 06:37:45 PM »
So if you are kola, and your handle is killkola...
Do you speak two languages?

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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #726 on: March 06, 2008, 07:28:34 PM »
im chris aka kola
i been doin prank calls since i first heard of it
i am a former member of the indiana pla crew
most of them are sober and serious now or in jail for even dumber shit than prank calls
ive had a few good pranks in my day, particularly at defcon last year
mainly i just pull minor pranks at kmart, walmart, walgreens shit like that
look forward to havin someone to share my pranks with

Were you on Cal's 'cause I don't know if I remember you? I'm also from Indiana. Specifically 812-845.
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #727 on: March 06, 2008, 10:42:14 PM »
I was unclogging my internet tubes and this site was causing the whole mess. I figured I'd check it out and try to see what was new. looking for ward to learning a lot
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #728 on: March 07, 2008, 11:10:26 AM »
I was unclogging my internet tubes and this site was causing the whole mess. I figured I'd check it out and try to see what was new. looking for ward to learning a lot

like maybe how to spell?

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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #729 on: March 07, 2008, 01:05:28 PM »
I just got a new laptop and I am getting used to the key sensitivity on the keyboard. I promise I am not a complete moron.
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #730 on: March 07, 2008, 01:06:22 PM »
Don't worry. m0rdekai is infamous for

haiku posting


like this

without punctuation.

So it's not like he is really in a place to make fun of you.

Send us the boob pictures, m0rdekai!

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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #731 on: March 07, 2008, 02:39:53 PM »
you asked for it.


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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #732 on: March 07, 2008, 03:05:07 PM »
O.O

I wish I had never even looked at it now.

And I didn't ask for anything.
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #733 on: March 07, 2008, 03:06:19 PM »
She needs new floppers.

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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #734 on: March 07, 2008, 06:26:04 PM »
A) Pit hair on chicks is nasty
B) I <3 you Morty.
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