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Offline spessa

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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #1005 on: August 25, 2008, 07:28:21 PM »
Hi, my name is spessa.  I'm a female and have tits.  Yes, I want to show you my tits, and yes, of course, I want to be your Internet girlfriend.

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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #1006 on: August 25, 2008, 09:06:57 PM »
Hi, my name is spessa.  I'm a female and have tits.  Yes, I want to show you my tits, and yes, of course, I want to be your Internet girlfriend.

an internet girlfriend?  with tits?  gee golly, i've always wanted one of those!
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #1007 on: August 27, 2008, 05:46:31 AM »
I just found PLA, and think that you guys are gods.  I only found you because I (almost) attempted the CB drive-through hack.  Luckily newegg is nice and will cancel orders (particularly ones including CB radios) quickly if you email them.  I'm hoping to learn a lot and post some of my prank calls some of my friends did on here in the future!

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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #1008 on: August 27, 2008, 07:09:25 AM »
Hi, my name is spessa.  I'm a female and have tits.  Yes, I want to show you my tits, and yes, of course, I want to be your Internet girlfriend.

an internet girlfriend?  with tits?  gee golly, i've always wanted one of those!

Internet girlfriend? I did a song about that.
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #1009 on: August 28, 2008, 05:50:10 AM »
Hey guys I am COLONEL FUBSTER and I am controls of INTERNET PHONELINES

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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #1010 on: August 29, 2008, 07:48:01 PM »
Hey, I'm lipschitz. I used to be on here a few years ago, with a different handle. Been into the phone stuffz for years, just lost track of the pla for a while, tis good to be back.

...hi.

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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #1011 on: August 30, 2008, 03:52:52 AM »
FUCKIN A! FUBSTER IS BACK!
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #1012 on: August 30, 2008, 04:58:28 AM »
I might as well introduce myself here...

I'm Hailster and I am just about 22 years old. I used to do a lot of prank calling when I was younger but haven't done it for a few years. I've always been into tinkering with electronics and seeing what I could build with just random parts from old, broken electronics. Luckily that led me into the sweet job I have as a Electronics Technician.

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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #1013 on: September 04, 2008, 01:55:42 PM »
      My name is SLoFuze. I invented the internet so I could get free porn.

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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #1014 on: September 05, 2008, 05:33:12 PM »
Hey guys I am COLONEL FUBSTER and I am controls of INTERNET PHONELINES
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #1015 on: September 05, 2008, 07:15:24 PM »
If you don't like Fubster you can just GRTFO.
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #1016 on: September 08, 2008, 05:47:04 PM »
"Colonel Fubster" was the best substitute profane word from Old School Cal's.
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #1017 on: September 09, 2008, 06:50:12 PM »
I almost forgot about that. I don't even remember what most of those filters were. I know Hell was Detroit but that's about it. I do remember that a few were funny and the rest were absolutely hated by most of the userbase.
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #1018 on: September 09, 2008, 08:35:34 PM »
I think "cool" and "sucks" were swapped.  It was really confusing.

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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #1019 on: September 09, 2008, 11:37:41 PM »
fuck was fsck
tits were funbags
shit was shizzle