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The Q & D bartender hack:
1. Position yourself at the bar right in front of the spot on the front bar where the well booze is kept.
2. Have a friend (preferably female, preferably Swedish) strike up a conversation with the bartender at the sidebar. If necessary, tell any barbacks on duty that there's a big alley rat loose in the men's bathroom. That diversion should buy you a few seconds' time.
3. Reach down behind the front bar and grab a bottle of the well booze.
4. Hide the bottle under your coat and make your escape.
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Disclaimer: This technique might not be applicable in all establishments. Furthermore, I am in no way responsible for any facebeatings or cases you might catch if you decide to be a total asshelmet and do this shit furreal. FuX0r all y'all!
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RedBoxChiliPepper, Rufus T. Firefly, Linear, Logic Box, Automatron and all my 312/773 homes.
Much peace and love!
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