Oh my god I just remembered this crazy story that happened to me and some friends something like one or two... hours ago. We were trying to red box this payphone (I know, I know, you can only red box COCOTS. What can I say? I was a n00b.) when all of a sudden my friend Charlie gets blinded by what we thought at that time was some asshole tossing a bucket of lye out his third floor window.
Later on, at the doctor's office, we found out it was buffalo cum. Charlie lost all vision in one eye. Whoever that asshole was blinded my friend.
I guess there's a lesson here. Be careful when red boxing. And watch out for the buffalo cum.