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Offline Enamon

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My story (TRUE!)
« on: October 26, 2006, 09:46:36 AM »
Oh my god I just remembered this crazy story that happened to me and some friends something like one or two... hours ago. We were trying to red box this payphone (I know, I know, you can only red box COCOTS. What can I say? I was a n00b.) when all of a sudden my friend Charlie gets blinded by what we thought at that time was some asshole tossing a bucket of lye out his third floor window.

Later on, at the doctor's office, we found out it was buffalo cum. Charlie lost all vision in one eye. Whoever that asshole was blinded my friend.

I guess there's a lesson here. Be careful when red boxing. And watch out for the buffalo cum.

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Re: My story (TRUE!)
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2006, 10:19:59 AM »
once again, were you dropped on your head or poossibly touched when you we're a child? (I wasnt around when z09 was, but I think we have a new one)
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Re: My story (TRUE!)
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2006, 10:30:35 AM »
STFU, L4M3R!!!

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Re: My story (TRUE!)
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2006, 10:31:23 AM »
enamon > you

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Re: My story (TRUE!)
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2006, 10:38:00 AM »
once again, were you dropped on your head or poossibly touched when you we're a child? (I wasnt around when z09 was, but I think we have a new one)

im sure he was touched.

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Re: My story (TRUE!)
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2006, 10:40:07 AM »
once again, were you dropped on your head or poossibly touched when you we're a child? (I wasnt around when z09 was, but I think we have a new one)

im sure he was touched.

Yes. You touched him.

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Re: My story (TRUE!)
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2006, 10:42:01 AM »
once again, were you dropped on your head or poossibly touched when you we're a child? (I wasnt around when z09 was, but I think we have a new one)

im sure he was touched.

Yes. You touched him.

your mother.

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Re: My story (TRUE!)
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2006, 10:43:11 AM »
once again, were you dropped on your head or poossibly touched when you we're a child? (I wasnt around when z09 was, but I think we have a new one)

im sure he was touched.

Yes. You touched him.


your mother.

Waitaminute... are you implying that you're my mother?
« Last Edit: October 26, 2006, 10:48:34 AM by I-baLL »

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Re: My story (TRUE!)
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2006, 10:47:48 AM »
Mom?

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What are you doing here?

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Re: My story (TRUE!)
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2006, 10:56:50 AM »
I thought your mom was some kind of Spanish-Russian Jew. WTF?!?!

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Re: My story (TRUE!)
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2006, 11:20:45 AM »
murdoc... your not hardcore dude... the only hardcore dude is..well... no one is really hardcore on teh PLA forums, but Dr.Stabb is pretty cool  :P
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Re: My story (TRUE!)
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2006, 02:53:32 PM »
You can't redbox COCOTs. You still are a noob.
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Re: My story (TRUE!)
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2006, 04:15:20 PM »
Does a reDbOx werk on home fone My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself. so u dont hav 2 pay 4 call b cuz i need to get like, longer minutes My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself..
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Re: My story (TRUE!)
« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2006, 09:43:45 AM »
murdoc... your not hardcore dude... the only hardcore dude is..well... no one is really hardcore on teh PLA forums, but Dr.Stabb is pretty cool  :P

Sorry, but murdoc, I-BaLL, and Enamon are all > Dr. Stabb.

Plus, I'll bet he's not even a real doctor.
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Re: My story (TRUE!)
« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2006, 09:48:15 AM »
psh, you dont need a peice of paper to tell you your a doctor, you just need to be able to butcher people without gagging.
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