Greetings.
My name is Nounverber. I am a generic person, place, or thing that performs a generic action word. You may fill in the blanks when addressing me. Some examples would be:
Headmower
Fishexploder
Pencileater
Feel free to be as creative and/or vulgar as you like.
My hobbies include creating clones of myself, brainwashing, and helping the Chinese government crack down on internet porn.
My habits include mild nose picking, eating beef ravioli out of the can, and peeing with the bathroom door open.
I appreciate the wit and humor on the PLA website. In my younger days I enjoyed a good prank phone call or two (hundred). They weren't as elaborate as the calls featured on Phone Losers of America, but I was just an amateur at the time.
I suffer from obsessive compulsive disorder. I have to assign numbers to random objects and then count everything. Everything. Everything. Everything. Everything. That was five "everything"'s.
I may lurk here from time to time until I feel more at home in this forum, so please do not pay attention to the shadowy figure behind the curtain.
