My name is Mark and I'm an alcoholic. I'm totally unoriginal @ 22. I live with a bi-sexual roommate who is in a lesbian relationship. Both are hot barely legal girls, I love my life.
I have two vehicles a Tahoe and a Kymco moped, I average about 35 mpg year round.
I haven't phreaked that much, mostly calling stores and asking about lewd products. My next goal is to hack into the PA system of my local Meijers (may be under the same ownership as your Fred Meyers RBCP, since the owner's first name is also Fred) and do my own show. I was thinking the whole store was a starship under attack by klingons. "Fruit department arm the photon banana's!!"